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Expecting Edge to win and then they announce on SD that he's injured and has to relinquish the belt

Paul Heyman has bored me for a long fucking time, but it's pretty amazing how he's managed to scheme his way into nearly every WM main event in a decade. This dude was working at shows as a photographer in the Vince Sr. era and he's still around.

It's criminal that Edge is getting this treatment while Christian is getting taken to the limit by Frankie Kazarian's hair plugs

Lol fuck that Bellas segment. Glad the crowd shit on it. That's really the best they could do for Bayley after the past almost 2 years that they've pretty much relied on her to carry Smackdown? Punked out by the Bella Moms.

I thought well it's gotta be her or Nakamura, because Nak won the Rumble and had a title match at WM....but Asuka won the Rumble, too, and has now had multiple singles titles matches at WM, plus a tag title match at WM, probably more screen time than Nak over the past 2-3 years, too.

Yes. That's been her impact finisher since she came back with the new look in the 2nd MYC.

Again an abrupt finish as it seemed like they were heading into a finishing sequence. But it was real good.

I think it's kind of neat how Rhea and Bianca both do this big power spots but in completely different ways from each other yet equally displaying their strength.

This doesn't have the emotional engagement with the crowd Sasha/Bianca had, but this is also really good.

They're out here pulling out UWFI spots

I don't think there was anything wrong with them being emotional at the beginning. It was a big moment in and out of story. Think of how many matches Ric Flair got all weepy eyed before, during, or after after 1997 or so. It's not like it was a crazy blood feud.

I'm just gonna say that was about the snuggest looking back slide I've seen since the 70s

Taker got played out to Limp Bizkit at WM 19.

Hell yeah finally Motorhead and Limp Bizkit have competition for worst WM performance

I think if Tito Santana is in the top 100, Kofi Kingston definitely is, because imo he's this generation's Tito and likely has a better overall track record once you really dig in.

Wait why the fuck did New Day get REKT by two giant dudes this weekend

Let's hope they can keep things going long enough to get the Dabba Kato/Omos staredown at Survivor Series or something

Seems like every finish has been real abrupt and right when things should have been heating up

Yeah that was a maybe shit your pants a little kind of bump

It's so incredibly WWE to have a dude cut a promo about a "Nigerian drum match" being named so because it will be a fight where the beating is so loud it sounds like someone beating a drum, and then they actually surround ringside with drums.

I've been a big fan of Big E since the NXT days and I really hope this run works out for him.

Corbin is actually really solid but he's been booked in such a manner that no one wants to watch anything he's involved with.

Really underrated WM match: Bulldog vs Warlord at 7. It's really the only kind of high impact hoss battle I can think of in that time period for WWE. It's weird because they have a match on a CHV tape that was so boring I'd watch it to go to sleep as a kid.

I hate KO using the stunner as his finish. It's directly associated with only the biggest star in history who actually still pops up and hits the move himself every couple of years. Any time anyone hit a stunner after 2003 that wasn't Austin, it was treated as a comedy spot anywhere in the world. It's weird and I'm sure Austin is cool with it, but I don't like it at all.