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Ok. Road to Mania #5. The Roman Express.

Is the WWE on Arabian TV behind by 10 years? No. But it's telling how they think about middle-eastern countries. HHH was the main event in India too.

Bruce Prichard would tell you you can't understand why because you don't know how it works...

Yep. I'm the best. Thanks for the thread guys. The sun has risen already. I've got mixed feeling... go to bed or get a breakfast ? Really? I am living east of you and it is still pitch-dark here. I was just adding a dramatic effect. It is actually still dark. And no, this wasn't the best Mania of all-time after all. The most WTF, without a doubt though, with the amazing Rousey debut, NICHOLAS and that main-event of doom.

Earlier today : Yep. I'm the best. Thanks for the thread guys. The sun has risen already. I've got mixed feeling... go to bed or get a breakfast ?

LOL Next year at Mania, Roman Reigns will be over like crazy as a babyface. That main event was completely stupid. Rousey was ACE.

"Boring" I feel like it was the same last time out too. Crowd peaked with the Hardys then. Peaked with Ronda this year. The shows are too damn long. I'd argue Daniel Bryan got them back and they really peaked with him a last time. But yeah, Rousey should have closed the show. That main event is terrible.

Kicking out of finishers yaddi yaddi yadda. This is the self-conscious non-epic of the night.

Superman punches Suplex City Superman Punches Suplex City Superman Punches Yawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn

Roman with his super intensely bored look. SHUT THE FUCK UP HEYMAN ! It's almost 6 in the morning !

Lesnar retains. You can quote me... aww fuck. DODO !!!! PITIE !!!!

This thread is keeping me awake more than Mania at this point. That being said and all joking aside, this show has been pretty crazy. Damn, Roman's muted intro is embarrassing for an ACE.

That's impossible, he's the most over wrestler ever... Roman : boos + apathy = Fourth crowing at Mania in a row. BRING BACK NICHOLAS !!!!

The Young Bucks would have superkicked the little bastard at least...

Oh man, I wish you'd all had the French announcing team. When Nicholas entered the ring, Christophe Agius (the heel announcer) actually screamed, addressing Cesaro "Fuck him up ! Fuck him up !". Killed me. Tomorrow, Nicholas on a pole match.

What does Jim Cornette thinks of all this ?......

Nicholas is more over as a babyface than Roman Reigns.

Doesn't beat Lance Archer traumatizing a baby though. Okay, this is completely ridiculous. The boy is scared shitless.

Clap clap clap !

Awwwwww. Okay... Really ?

I want a hug too.

I wanna go to sleep.

And I dont care about Lesnar vs Roman, honestly.

It's getting late.

The Mardi Gras parade creeps me out.