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It's actually really good, but it's too late on the card. It's not a big spectacle, it's just a damn good pro-wrestling match. And the setting asks for a big spectacle now.

Yep. WCW style. The crowd is exhausted but the match is really good. You can feel they are building...

I'm actually not doing that bad. It's almost 5AM, but the show being at points really fucking great really has helped. Still could have cut out a bunch of stuff.

Nak's entrance was perfect in its excess.

So, both tag matches are in death spots. I guess Braun & whoever kill the Bar in one minute.

That was way too long to get to that result. The whole "emotional" stuff is cheesy shit. Don't buy what they sell me here.

The wrong girl won. I still have no interest whatsoever in Nia Jaxx.

Hopefully !

Alexa Bliss is such an underrated worker. And such a terrific heel. Gotta love that tiny bitch. Nia is better as a babyface, but she's still "big girl by number" kind of worker, there's nothing notable about her work or personnality. Mickie James made her look like a monster, bumping in high heels no less (Sherri would be proud).

Don't tease me.

Nia vs Alexa better be three minutes with Carmella cashing in or something. Braun's partner better be a nice surprise.

Ah ah ah.

I want the same shit you take. Match was nothing, and they still manage to make a boot to the face look awful.

Agreed. I so want Sami vs Bryan. The last stretch was a great teasing of what it could be. Useless angle and awful work by Shane O Mac, but Bryan's part was excellent.

He's not selling.

No, because every PPV has to have a stretcher job and a comeback later. It has really hurt the dynamic of the match.

How to fuck up the greatest comeback in eons.

You realize this is all your fault. Yeah, I'm getting enthousiastic and shit, and then reality sets in. Reality, and tone deaf booking. And Shane O Mac, the richest backyarder ever.

Come on, they are really doing a good work at being prick heels. But Shane sucks and this is not what the audience wants at all.

Well, it could have been the greatest Mania ever.

Listening to the defining silence, neither did the audience...

Damn. Cliché WWE stretcher spot booking.

Soon reaching 4 AM. Coffee time to go along the biggest comeback of the century.

So. Pop of the night or not ?

I still hear Bobby Heenan get crazy when I hear Goldy's theme...