El-P

Angle is kinda sad to watch.

It's not a kilt. It's a skirt.

Damn, TriPaul is ripped. #WELLNESSNOTINMYNAME

You know, two white bikers with iron crosses, if you don't realize the connexion with Lemmy's fetish for WWII (and German especially) memorabilia, owners of a company that financed Donald Trump... it's kinda.... Agreed. Kinda lazy. I guess it's a way to make American Bad-ass Taker look less special...

It is That Indian Guy. Respect my brand, damnit. Exactly what one French announcer said. Clearly early.

I predicted the results from these posts. Seriously, what the fuck ?

Come on people, Roode has a stupid entrance and gimmick, but he's still solid as hell.

Bobby Roode was good as part of Team Canada. So yeah, I would agree.

Agius & Chereau IN DA HOUSE !!!! No. NO ! NOT ORTON !!! I HAVE TO STAY AWAKE !!!

I'm nursing mine right now. Awwww.... THAT match. Ok. Somewhere in Canada, Tiger Ali Singh is crying, saying to himself "It could have been me."

I thought Cena was gonna spear Charlotte on the ramp...

This was fucking great. And if you disagree, would you kindly go fuck yourself ? Thank you.

As someone who shared the life of an alchoholic for ten years, I know the feeling. Gotta work that pint. Charlotte & Asuka feels big. Moolah would be proud... (.......)

Face Fuck Me Finn-girl thinks he's hetero too.

Holy shit, these entrances... They really have outdone themselves. I shudder to think about TriPaul & Steph later on !

Really enjoyed the opener. Super fun spot orgy that didn't get ridiculous and built and built and built. The frog splash was a thing of beauty. Miz & Balor shined the most to me. So, Asuka next ? Cool, I'm still awake.

Damn. It's past 1 AM here. Bon appétit.

I called Stephy a "hot dothraki wife" last year. Someone is spying on us.

Ah ah ah.

Shown on French TV almost live ? WTF ? (back to Mania)

She sounds like a chain-smoker. I could make a great wordplay in French, but that absolutely wouldn't translate. Speaking of which, I'm soon gonna end up a good 10 minutes behind you guys. The good part is that I'm gonna get the hilarious French announcing instead of FORTHEWINWRESTLEMANIAMOMENTUNIVERSEEVOLUTION.

He's the coolest mofo in the city.

I laughed.

She always is, really.

Wow. A Lois Rules sign. Tony Schiavone's wife at Mania. Where was Naomi hiding ?