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As someone who shared the life of an alchoholic for ten years, I know the feeling. Gotta work that pint. Charlotte & Asuka feels big. Moolah would be proud... (.......)

Face Fuck Me Finn-girl thinks he's hetero too.

Holy shit, these entrances... They really have outdone themselves. I shudder to think about TriPaul & Steph later on !

Really enjoyed the opener. Super fun spot orgy that didn't get ridiculous and built and built and built. The frog splash was a thing of beauty. Miz & Balor shined the most to me. So, Asuka next ? Cool, I'm still awake.

Damn. It's past 1 AM here. Bon appétit.

I called Stephy a "hot dothraki wife" last year. Someone is spying on us.

Ah ah ah.

Shown on French TV almost live ? WTF ? (back to Mania)

She sounds like a chain-smoker. I could make a great wordplay in French, but that absolutely wouldn't translate. Speaking of which, I'm soon gonna end up a good 10 minutes behind you guys. The good part is that I'm gonna get the hilarious French announcing instead of FORTHEWINWRESTLEMANIAMOMENTUNIVERSEEVOLUTION.

He's the coolest mofo in the city.

I laughed.

She always is, really.

Wow. A Lois Rules sign. Tony Schiavone's wife at Mania. Where was Naomi hiding ?

Paige sounds like she binge drank all week-end.

It's not even an argument. It's like one had an agent putting it together and one they didn't even bother. They counted on ring general Kane to direct traffic on the fly.

Agreed. She already looked like a star in the MYC. The braid shot is fucking awesome. She's like Dutch Mantel... of sorts.

This Women's Battle Royal is much better than the guys'. #OVERRATEWWEWOMENMATCHES But no, seriously.

I legit cracked up !

The Rock with the best promo of the night.

More like Rocky Maivia. Ok, so we don't get the American Badass.

Hey, the cool girl with a braid from MYC !

Women got intros. Because EVOLUTION BITCHES !!! Hope Becky wins it. No, I really want Lana to win, but hey...

Paige's got a sore throat...

Drunk Cena is the best though. The woman next to him is gonna have a blast.

This pre-show is deadly boring, really. Let's have a bunch of C-shows guys have a throwaway match to fill time instead. Oh, wait, we just had that.