El-P

Gaaaawwwwd, WWE drama with "Stop ! this is enough !". "Fine" match, I guess. Can we play the Cena game now ?

Match is so nothing that they run a promo video now.

Cena's acting is so bad.

Paul London has been great fun in Lucha Underground. Gotta put LU over.

Glad I'm not teh only one who thought about that. I can't stand those body armor suits.

Next guy to enter the Royal Rumble in 52mn... wait...

No shit. Plus I've seen this kind of intro a bunch of time on the indie shows already. Is this a thing now ?

It's FREE = a shot. FUCKING WASTED !!!!

First WrestleMania Momenttm. I can't wait to switch to the French TV.

So, Bray Wyatt's repackaging is Bray Wyatt as a jobber.

JR praising underused talent = kiss of death.

20 years of experience.

https://www.wwe.com/livestream Goldust looks ridiculously good.

Kane vs Corbin. Are they trying to put me to sleep already ? It's not fair, I want to watch Mania !

Cena pretends to be excited. What an AR.

Why is JR calling this shit instead of the main events ?

Chad Gable looks like Jim Powers in WCW.

Dolph Ziggler doing his best Micheals cosplay. Matt Hardy better win.

He and Maria got the best deal ever.

R-Truth is still employed ?

The Ascension are still employed ?

LAwler isn't gonna call the Women's Battle Royal, is he ?

Mania is FREE !!! Don't give us your money, we don't want it !!!

Not really related, but did you hear Harry Smith went nuts at Wrestlecon and threw a cup of hot coffee in Jake the Snake's face? Damn, he's bizarre. Replace coffe by beer & wine (and coffee at some point, because what the hell) and that's me too. The show hasn't started yet ? Damn, I better get confy on the couch already. Browsing through my brand-new DDPYoga App now, waiting for a boring Battle Royal which will be won by a guy who won't get any kind of push in the upcoming months. The set is spectacular.

I have preserved my sanity by stopping my Mania Weekend binge early. Kept Takeover and ROH and all the other indy shows for later. Gonna try to make it through the night.