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  • 1 month later...
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Bob Backlund announces that he is running for President and immediately, a marching band comes out playing "Hail To The Chief". Funny stuff. I love when Vince asks "What is the meaning of this?" when the meaning is quite apparent.

  • 2 years later...
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Great events in World history by Mr. Bob Backlund

 

1776 D.C. (District of Columbia)

Birth of the Ancient Olympic Games. [Only 1000 years out Bob]

 

323 D.C.

Death of Alexander the Great.

 

4th July 1776

United States Declaration of Independence.

 

1912

The Titanic sinks.

 

22nd December 1983

Assassination of JFK. [Only 1 month out Bob]

 

July 1969

Neil Armstrong sets foot ON THE MOON!

 

20th February 1978

Bob Backlund becomes WWF champion. [Add a W Bob]

 

23rd November 1994

Bob Backlund regains the WWF title that he never rightly lost.

 

15th May 1995

Bob 4 Prez!

  • 4 months later...
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Backlund's speech is Knute Rockne-esque in its levels of inspiration. "All right, Mr. Backlund, for the rest of us here on this planet..." Vince responds. Backlund conflating the JFK assassination with the date of his title loss is spectacular, regardless of whether it was intentional. A marching band comes out playing woefully out-of-tune instruments, as Vince is incredulous. Segment of the year, possibly segment of the decade.

  • 9 months later...
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He'd fit right in with the Republican presidential candidate freakshow for 2016. Get Mr. Backlund up there for those debates! I bet he'd do hindu squats while screaming at Chris Christie.

  • GSR changed the title to [1995-05-15-WWF-Raw] Interview: Bob Backlund

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