[1995-07-01-SMW-TV] PG-13 vs The Thugz / Interview: Randy Hales

[Loss]

Talk about it here.

[Loss]

Just the finish. Mark Curtis and Randy Hales end up getting into it and their squabbling costs PG-13 the match. Hales is a really awkward TV personality, but Mark Curtis is pretty good. Curtis has enough of Hales' bullying and hits him, leading to PG-13 beating him up. They are triple-teaming Mark Curtis until the Thugz come back to make the save.

 

Then, we get a Randy Hales interview in a suit where he tells us he is "registered with the FBI as a dangerous weapon" and says he's going to beat the you-know-what out of Curtis.

[Tim Evans]

Holy shit at that backdrop Curtis takes from PG13. He lands on his feet and falls on his head. Brutal. Also, who knew Hales was a Bodybuilder?

[El-P]

Curtis was a trooper and one hell of a bumper. But I don't care for that angle at all. Maybe me not being familiar with USWA doesn't help. Hales isn't good at all.

[PeteF3]

Hales is so awkward, but almost endearingly so, like a longtime fan living the dream. Hales is "registered as a dangerous weapon" by the FBI, or so he says. I'd pay money to see Randy Hales do the "Impossible Is Nothing" viral video resume.