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tonight's show was another mess. The Fandango and Summer stuff was cringe worthy awful. Two people together in real life had to act like they aren't attracted to each other. They've been together for quite some time yet Summer supposedly just came off a break up in another relationship (and the guy is getting married. She needs some lovin')

 

more time frame nonsense as the Oscars are mentioned in a clip (from the March 3rd RAW) and yet later on they show clips of AJ/Natalya which took place last winter

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i found last night's episode very amusing, centered around summer rae being mad at eva marie for being a shitty wrestler. highlighted by the line "she just sucks!" also i love how eva marie tries to sound smart by always saying "___ and I" whenever talking about herself and someone else, even when they are the object in said sentence and it actually should be "____ and me." its like the classic "whom shall i say is calling?" for being incorrect by trying to be formal.

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holy shit this show

 

from the tease at the end here are some gems coming this season

 

- they are treating Brie quitting as a total shoot and she asks to borrow money from Cena and Nikki

 

- Rosa is working a lesbian/bi-sexual gimmick and wants action from an unidentified female bodybuilder/wrestler?

 

-Jon Uso is oversexed. Trinity takes stripper pole dance classes

 

-Nattie and TJ visit a divorce lawyer

 

-Nattie grabs Summer out of a car and they fight in the middle of the street

 

 

big news this episode is that Eva's father is dying from cancer. Jesus the family is putting this on national TV?

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When I first saw "Total Divas" I thought it could be a cool way to introduce women to the WWE product and maybe (and that's a big maybe) it could create some new fans for their product.

 

Instead, it seems they want to try to out-trash all the other trashy reality shows on TV that are marketed towards women.

 

What happened to Jojo? She seemed like an interesting cast member and she could have really appealed to a different part of the audience that WWE doesn't really cater to.

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Jojo was apparently dating Orton for a bit. Her Diva push may have ended when he bored of her.

Or maybe it was obvious she wasn't ready, and maybe Orton and her had a thing and it ended like things do, with Orton not being some douche tossing women aside and it had nothing to do with it.

No offense, but this whole judging what a mid thirties Orton is like now based on how he acted when he was a kid on his early twenties is just exasperating. Does ANYBODY want to be permanently remembered by how they acted in their early twenties?

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Jojo was apparently dating Orton for a bit. Her Diva push may have ended when he bored of her.

Or maybe it was obvious she wasn't ready, and maybe Orton and her had a thing and it ended like things do, with Orton not being some douche tossing women aside and it had nothing to do with it.

No offense, but this whole judging what a mid thirties Orton is like now based on how he acted when he was a kid on his early twenties is just exasperating. Does ANYBODY want to be permanently remembered by how they acted in their early twenties?

 

 

Exactly. It's amazing/sad that people still use the "Randy Orton craps in people's bags" meme to this day.

 

Remember during the HHH "home invasion" angle when they cast a model to play Randy's wife and fans were saying how she was too unrealistically good-looking for him?

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Well the guy still throws tantrums in the ring when fans heckle him, so just because he graduated from bag pooping doesn't mean the guy is a paragon of maturity these days.

As I recall, Orton didn't actually shit in anyone's bag, he just squirted lotion in it. Which is the mature thing to do! Sable was the one who had her bag shit in.

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