Timbo Slice

Nick Gage worked a bloodless brawl at a high school gym and was so over with the kids there that they all came out and were high fiving him the next night. I think he’s gonna do just fine with Jericho.

His athletic prime is some of the most amazing work by a person of his size maybe ever. He ran the ropes like prime Rey. Never mind him being consistently the most entertaining part of CMLL shows well after that. An incredible loss.

With the report that Danielson will appear at the Arthur Ashe show and Punk rumors flying around, Cena coming back makes a lot more sense, but it really does seem more and more like desperation. Vince has run out of ammo in a lot of ways, and they have a sterile presentation they can’t change drastically due to who they’ve gotten in bed with to keep the money flowing. I’ve made the ESPN comparison many times, but ESPN has stuck around mainly because nobody has built a credible competitor to face it. There just seems like there’s no future with WWE, and that they’re treading water hoping they get lucky somehow. The women becoming more of a focal point helps, but what they have doesn’t seem sustainable, even if the way they run their business from a financial standpoint makes sense.

It’s not really a shock, but my question remains whether or not they’re gonna find the space for all these guys. Even with a second show.

There’s now a ton of evidence that points to NXT just not being what it should be and it mainly has to do with NXT burning out their goodwill due to who runs the brand. Say what you want about how NXT UK totally crushed the entire European landscape dry but at the very least they can build programs that have value to them.

Dude has the skin tone of a ghost and the vascular definition of a tomato. But his BP is probably obscenely low. It’s hilarious.

At his size, he’s basically a super heavyweight given what NXT has run out there on a weekly basis, and he’s someone moldable that is okay with smoke and mirrors hiding his weaknesses. Problem is guy should never be going longer than 15 in anything.

Paul has always been a front runner, and the best of NXT was because of who he had around him, so now that he’s been exposed, how can you be surprised?

Causation isn’t correlation and all that relative to stock prices, product be damned. The bigger issue is that there isn’t much of a plan forward from a talent perspective. The ESPN influence on the company for pushing brand over talent is a business direction not conducive to product, and they seem to be turning it more into an excuse to run legacy talent or expand programming options instead of making the current talent memorable. That’s not sustainable, especially since the legacy talent is what drives the ability to offer expanded programming. Can’t have one without the other.

You can make agreements with the network to go commercial free for the last part of a broadcast as long as you frontload it with commercials, and this would have been the time to play that card.

I’m big on aesthetics because I come from a TV production background so those things can really ruin the flow for me probably more than others. I also think this will be released in full somewhere, and once it is, it’ll probably change for me.

That’s on production more than anything else: Nobody knew how to shoot this match to avoid things like that.

The fact this wasn’t on PPV absolutely killed the momentum, and the crash pad was bush league…sigh. The first part of the match really had a good rhythm though. Just got killed dead.

Michael Cole with an all-time bungle, holy shit.

The SOUND. HOLY SHIT.

Sasha's also great at having a mean streak at any point she feels she needs to amp it up, this is an absolute clinic in a lot of ways.

They have been, and at really weird moments.

Her adaptability on the fly is what makes her so great.

Jesus Christ, that's the greatest military press of all time.

Seriously incredible stuff. I'm still in shock.

Legitimately amazing all-time in-ring debut. He has more nuance in pro wrestling than most other folks on the roster. I imagine there's folks crowded around monitors in the back.

Bad Bunny can GO, hell yes.

What

Always count on Shane to do something deeply, deeply dumb.

He's athletic, he talks shit, he has presence, he'll be fine.