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"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball: The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him." -Bobby Heenan

Just a dude who sent columns to Meltzer and got an HOF ballot(!) out of it.

Meltzer worded his update very carefully.

TMZ mysteriously deleted the article.

Is there anything remotely original to say about steroids at this point other then "Hey look, Alvarez said that even though it's not in the public version of it, the WWE Wellness policy explicitly allows Testosterone Replacement Therapy, Jesus H. Christ..."?

The new ECW recapper's MySpace lists Cary Silkin as one of his heroes. For fuck's sake.

WWE in 2007 running the promos where Foley tries to get Dreamer to give up the hardcore style so he can live a long, healthy life is really bizarre.

For some reason, just now I remembered how awesome Woman's schtick of groping Gene Okerlund was. The funniest Okerlund stuff since the mid '80s.

http://www.wrestlingobserver.com/wo/news/h...t.asp?aID=20077 http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_spo...ming_roids.html

Or Kurt Angle? Keep in mind guys they thought were in imminent danger of ODing were fired pre-wellness policy anyway.

Something from the new F4W Re: the wellness policy I haven't seen elsewhere:

Don't a lot of the Japanese wrestlers turn to alcohol because it's more culturally accepted?

So it seems.

http://www.wrestlingobserver.com/wo/news/h...t.asp?aID=20073

Today I saw Laredo Kid/Super FLAY vs. Super Calo/Gran Apache and damn those were some hot near falls. I'm sure the 2.9999999999999 stuff Spunk refers to is the Super Fire Pro Wrestling finisher style overkill. Exactly. More Joe Liderish.

http://www.wrestlingobserver.com/wo/news/h...t.asp?aID=20072 Note to self: Don't hire a lawyer that's not aware of any stupid things I said to the media.

It will be interesting to see how many roundabout ways Jim Ross can find to call Debra Marshall a cunt in the foreseeable future.

The recent mocking of "pro wres" stems from Ecchi Rebirth using it on OLC in a bizarre, non-ironic fashion to defend Mick Foley.

At this point, the Vancouver woman's story is pretty fishy regardless of WWE involvement. If Daniel had Fragile X, then the Benoits told NOBODY, and there would be nobody to put them in touch with a random family in Vancouver.

John, did Dave explain or allude to how Nancy got the neck injury that required surgery? At the time the story was reported it seemed a bit strange that a female manager that was rarely involved in physical angles would require similar surgery to what long time wrestlers have been requiring recently. Now it sadly seems all the more suspicious. I'm glad I'm not the only one who was wondering about this, and no, it wasn't in the WON (unless it's in the Thursday issue which nobody seems to have gotten yet).

Might be worth adding the stuff about how Johnny Grunge repeatedly diffused domestic disputes between Chris and Nancy, and his death got rid of the buffer that kept Benoit from completely snapping.

The WON definitely says Zoloft.

I know for sure they cut out Eddy Guerrero vs The Barbarian from mid-'96, which annoyed me at the time.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...071benoit1.html