MoS

Fuck yeah Asuka!! Michael Cole's voice actively making the match worse. Please keep the cheesy music on. How much longer is this going to go? I have been entertained so far, but it's been going for a while and there's no other match left, right?

Just give Otis all the belts. Except the Universal title cuz good bubba Kawadasmile is right: that title is jinxed

Standing ovation for the Vince cameo.

Bray Wyatt sucks.

His obscenely long promos irritate the crap out of me. No one needs to speak for that long. Not even people like Dusty and Rock, whose promos were about delivery far more than content.

For t-shirts, I always think simple works best. Austin's tees used to be pretty much nothing but his name and a skull and no one sold more t-shirts than he did. I agree about a lot of wrestling merchandise being so hopelessly in the bubble that you could never think of, say, going to the local grocery store wearing it. The Daniel Bryan literal goat t-shirts still give me nightmares.

In hindsight, I actually should have shut up. The snake angle was awesome and credit to Brandi, she sold it perfectly.

I was not talking about his infamous comments during the 1998 season. I am talking about him being interviewed on camera after winning the first (or second?) time. I am not even saying he was wrong, but that is just about the stupidest time to try and publicly take credit even as the team is crying and celebrating in the background.

This was absolutely awesome and it made a good show great.

Wtf is happening

The only way this gets more peak era Nitro is if Kevin Nash somehow joins on commentary

Nothing beats Kelly Kelly

MJ was clearly a huge bully to Krause and I should feel bad for Krause but then I see that interview where he smugly says again and again that it's the organization that is responsible for the success and not just the team, and I am like, whatever fuck him.

THAT SNAKE

Why is Brandi getting to show up Britt? That builds up to nothing. J.R namedropped Inoki lol

Oh God not this Dark Order shit again

This match is just showing me how much Jake Hager sucks.

These mat exchanges are such a refreshing break from the usual wrestling we see on Wednesday nights. The usual wrestling is great of course, but I like the world champ working this way. Very very old-school booking that way.

Mox is a badass but he could really get better ring gear

SCRATCH THAT, HE IS HERE!

MJF is awesome, but this is kind of a bait and switch since they heavily implied we would get more than a pre-taped promo this week.

Being nervous on the mic aside, Nyla is great. Green, but great.

Match should have ended 4 minutes ago

WTF is that beard on Janela's face

MJF is back after his two tragic life-threatening injuries