C.S.

Drew vs. Kofi after the Superstar Shake-up?

The issue seems to be with Alexa Bliss though, so how could it be something only Sasha saw? Now I feel like I'm missing part of the story. Was something else reported that I'm not aware of?

Okay, but don't you think it's safe to assume that Alexa is not gonna be all "YEAH!!!!!!" about some creepy wrestler flopping his junk at the women?

If all of that is true, Sasha's maturity issues are the main reason why she hasn't gone further in the company IMO. I would also push Alexa way ahead of Sasha - even though Sasha is obviously better in the ring - because Alexa "gets it" in every other aspect.

True, but the Bar hasn't meant anything since doing "the time-honored traditional, PAL," for Nicholas at WM34.

Or maybe tonight.

That was anticlimactic. Kofi and Seth vs. JobBar tomorrow?

So, who interferes? Drew?

Dana's problem is that she's clearly trying to memorize a really poorly-written speech, and you can see the process of her attempting to recall her lines as she's cutting her promo.

Well, Baron's thing was more railing against the ROH-type wrestlers and fans. Sami's gimmick is different IMO.

Nah, Sami's gimmick seems to be railing against the Twitter and message board geek fans (present company excepted, of course, lol) for being too critical and thinking they're more important than they are. He's not entirely wrong, you know.

WTF is Sami going on about? LOL. This is some great trolling.

Pet peeve: I hate it when a returning wrestler loses his first match back. Yeah, it was a title match and will probably lead to another, but still...

If he loses and gets elevated to the main event picture, it could work. (Not that I really want that, but he never did get a real shot at it after that heartbreaking injury, so fair is only fair...)

Corrected that for ya...

MOJO DeNIRO!

We don't, but the shirt is similar to the ones Bray has worn.

Because nobody cares about either of these makeshift teams. They're all better off as singles.

1980s/early '90s-style window box promo for Roode and Gable, and heel turn (?) out of nowhere.

How did they spoil it? What did I miss?

So, where does this lead? Does Cena come out next week to defend Angle's honor against Lars?

Kofi is losing to the Day Dimmer (terrible new nickname I created for Seth), isn't he?

The main event sure as hell would've. I know I liked it, but I don't actually know if it was any good or if we watched a classic match. I'm too damn tired to figure it out.

I kinda like the finish. Winning it out of nowhere, by the skin of her teeth, kinda fits the underdog Becky Lynch character. She was never, ever going to make Ronda tap out. Did it feel sudden and WTF-ish at the time it happened? A bit. But it works. And it doesn't matter one bit anyway. Becky won, held two title belts in the air, and had her "WrestleMania moment" in a genuinely historic main event.

That finish came out of nowhere!