C.S.

1980s/early '90s-style window box promo for Roode and Gable, and heel turn (?) out of nowhere.

How did they spoil it? What did I miss?

So, where does this lead? Does Cena come out next week to defend Angle's honor against Lars?

Kofi is losing to the Day Dimmer (terrible new nickname I created for Seth), isn't he?

The main event sure as hell would've. I know I liked it, but I don't actually know if it was any good or if we watched a classic match. I'm too damn tired to figure it out.

I kinda like the finish. Winning it out of nowhere, by the skin of her teeth, kinda fits the underdog Becky Lynch character. She was never, ever going to make Ronda tap out. Did it feel sudden and WTF-ish at the time it happened? A bit. But it works. And it doesn't matter one bit anyway. Becky won, held two title belts in the air, and had her "WrestleMania moment" in a genuinely historic main event.

That finish came out of nowhere!

Kairi Sane, Brian Kendrick, and PCO to main event next year's WM confirmed.

A Big Dave win would almost redeem this...almost.

I zoned out for most of this. This really did not need to be a self-masturbatory "epic."

I could see Angle-Corbin and Demon-Lashley being short and sweet. Would anyone be disappointed if the Finn match was eliminated entirely for time?

That was NASTY!

Anyone else wish Kumail Nanjiani was in the battle royal instead? Unlike Che and Jost, he's actually funny.

Big Dave just Ultimo Dragoned himself.

What the hell was that Babe Ruth shit? What significance am I missing? I love the hell out of baseball movies - including "Pride of the Yankees" in which Babe played himself in a supporting role - but I don't know much about actual baseball.

The Doctor of Thuganomics gimmick hasn't aged well.

This Elias segment is utter nonsense, but people need to eat/pee/shit/smoke/etc.

A decent-at-best match, but it accomplished what it needed to.

WTF? Why would you step out on what should be a fun brawl?

AWESOME!!!

Post of the night! Maybe of the YEAR.

Big E's present is a new WWE Title belt design, right?

Shane-Miz is MOTN so far. Five snowflakes? No. But it's amazing what a relatable story and actual stakes can do for a match. RASSLIN' and MOVEZ alone will never be enough! Edit: Major typo. I wrote MOTY when I meant MOTN. Huge difference there, obviously.

Bret has a stroke, cancer, and was the victim of an attack just last night. I really doubt DX and their glow sticks are his priority in life to worry about.

Speaking of NICHOLAS, I was hoping he'd come out and help Braun against Che and Jost.