C.S.

Kairi Sane, Brian Kendrick, and PCO to main event next year's WM confirmed.

A Big Dave win would almost redeem this...almost.

I zoned out for most of this. This really did not need to be a self-masturbatory "epic."

I could see Angle-Corbin and Demon-Lashley being short and sweet. Would anyone be disappointed if the Finn match was eliminated entirely for time?

That was NASTY!

Anyone else wish Kumail Nanjiani was in the battle royal instead? Unlike Che and Jost, he's actually funny.

Big Dave just Ultimo Dragoned himself.

What the hell was that Babe Ruth shit? What significance am I missing? I love the hell out of baseball movies - including "Pride of the Yankees" in which Babe played himself in a supporting role - but I don't know much about actual baseball.

The Doctor of Thuganomics gimmick hasn't aged well.

This Elias segment is utter nonsense, but people need to eat/pee/shit/smoke/etc.

A decent-at-best match, but it accomplished what it needed to.

WTF? Why would you step out on what should be a fun brawl?

AWESOME!!!

Post of the night! Maybe of the YEAR.

Big E's present is a new WWE Title belt design, right?

Shane-Miz is MOTN so far. Five snowflakes? No. But it's amazing what a relatable story and actual stakes can do for a match. RASSLIN' and MOVEZ alone will never be enough! Edit: Major typo. I wrote MOTY when I meant MOTN. Huge difference there, obviously.

Bret has a stroke, cancer, and was the victim of an attack just last night. I really doubt DX and their glow sticks are his priority in life to worry about.

Speaking of NICHOLAS, I was hoping he'd come out and help Braun against Che and Jost.

Anyone else kinda rooting for Rusev and Nakamura? They're boring as dirt as a team, have no chemistry, and Nak hasn't shown up to play since the Sami Zayn match, but I sorta want them to win something.

That's been happening on every show for months.

Is it only me or were the first two matches "just there"?

Nah, here, French toast is this weird bread dish mixed with eggs. French bread here looks like this.

Now, now, we 'Muricans appreciate the finer French things in life... French fries, French toast, French bread.

Helicopters are a nice touch though.

Ryder-Hawkins could have and should have felt bigger, but WWE had to go and "WCW" the moment by glossing over it.