C.S.

This Elias segment is utter nonsense, but people need to eat/pee/shit/smoke/etc.

A decent-at-best match, but it accomplished what it needed to.

WTF? Why would you step out on what should be a fun brawl?

AWESOME!!!

Post of the night! Maybe of the YEAR.

Big E's present is a new WWE Title belt design, right?

Shane-Miz is MOTN so far. Five snowflakes? No. But it's amazing what a relatable story and actual stakes can do for a match. RASSLIN' and MOVEZ alone will never be enough! Edit: Major typo. I wrote MOTY when I meant MOTN. Huge difference there, obviously.

Bret has a stroke, cancer, and was the victim of an attack just last night. I really doubt DX and their glow sticks are his priority in life to worry about.

Speaking of NICHOLAS, I was hoping he'd come out and help Braun against Che and Jost.

Anyone else kinda rooting for Rusev and Nakamura? They're boring as dirt as a team, have no chemistry, and Nak hasn't shown up to play since the Sami Zayn match, but I sorta want them to win something.

That's been happening on every show for months.

Is it only me or were the first two matches "just there"?

Nah, here, French toast is this weird bread dish mixed with eggs. French bread here looks like this.

Now, now, we 'Muricans appreciate the finer French things in life... French fries, French toast, French bread.

Helicopters are a nice touch though.

Ryder-Hawkins could have and should have felt bigger, but WWE had to go and "WCW" the moment by glossing over it.

That was a complete waste of time...

Colin Jost and Michel Che.

This prediction aged well.

Pretty good. Almost bought Orange Vanilla, but decided I wasn't in the mood.

Hawkins looks like a lobster with that bad tanner. Nese's tanner also looked ridiculous. Yes, I watched the recent episode of Miz and Mrs. about tanner mishaps.

What kind of soda? I have Vanilla Coke Zero here.

Theory: Hawkins and Ryder aren't wearing matching gear, so they're losing.

Lawler loves young women in the business - he's certainly fucked enough of them.