C.S.

That sucked. Hard.

Lashley's tights having "Hurt Business" text on them months after that stable was disbanded is a certainly a decision.

This show has been a colossal bore so far.

Was that what all that "I'm the only reason you're here" nonsense was all about?

As I was saying...

Pure survival. It's the kind of gimmick WWE loves, and it gets her out of catering and into major matches. She gave herself a second lifeline with this, so I completely get it.

Great carry-job by Tamina Snuka so far. Okay, seriously, I have no idea who will win this. I hope not Supernatural Alexa but I suspect it will be so.

Forget about Cash for Gold. There's now DUI for Gold. Fuck this! I guess that selfish prick Jimmy Uso will have to kill someone first. That aside, WWE barely scratched the surface of the Rey-Dom reign. Disappointing!

IF that's going to happen tonight, I'd sooner expect a Kofi upset over Lashley (or a babyface cash-in) than Edge unseating the Head of the Table.

Marcia Gay Harden is a national treasure.

I know everyone wants Ricochet to win and thinks he should, but that would be another Otis situation IMO, because WWE will never truly get behind him. I hope Miz has enough political pull to lobby for a Morrison win. He's the guy who should get it. Agreed. I don't give a shit about sports and even I love the clever thread titles every week.

Probably several Bret matches that could fall into this category (including the aforementioned vs. 1-2-3 Kid on Raw), but I always loved the first Bret Hart vs. Bob Backlund match on Superstars, where Backlund lost cleanly, snapped, and slapped the living daylights out of Bret afterward.

Bump: A Wrestling Novel - Free on Kindle https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07WQMP41C/ Never heard of it and no idea how good it is, but free is free. The author also has a couple of non-wrestling freebies that I grabbed too, because why not.

This is some scary shit.

#GoSwoleGo

I'm aware, but he said he'd either become the AG or know the AG. All hot air. Nothing happened.

Well, let's not pretend Dave doesn't have a very long history of questionable comments against women and in general. (Inviting Bruce Mitchell onto your podcast and not challenging a fucking thing he says, anyone?) No, Zelina shouldn't be getting her news from those weird anti-Dave troll accounts, but Dave has long lost the right to get the benefit of the doubt on this issue.

Jimmy Uso deserves to spend a significant amount of time behind bars, period, because he's a selfish prick who has repeatedly endangered not only himself but anyone else who has had the misfortune of sharing the road with him. Fuck him. As for Zelina, I'm more sympathetic. Fuck everyone else. No one else in "DA BIDNESS" stood up for her, so why should she sacrifice her career? Answer: She shouldn't and didn't, and I don't blame her one bit! Fuck Andrew Yang for being the fakest, most useless, do-nothing politician ever. Fuck Gabrielle Carteris too (Andrea on 90210, but now the President of SAG and hasn't done shit either despite saying she would).

When I saw this thread bumped, I thought for sure it would be about this:

Pat Laprade's Sisterhood of the Squared Circle is $2.99 on Kindle. I got it when it was free too, but holy shit, you weren't kidding about the poor structure. It reads like an ADHD fever dream. I had to eventually give up on it.

Corbin qualifying, winning, and having to sell his briefcase and title shot for money would be a great addition to this storyline.

The Bertrand Hébert-Pat Laprade book about Andre, The Eighth Wonder of the World: The True Story of André the Giant, is back down to $4.99 on Kindle.

One of the staples of my childhood. https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/patriot-del-wilkes-passes-away-age-59

Drake Wuertz is at it again...

You mean Kane isn't smart just because he was seen with a book once?