C.S.

John Morrison's terrible gimmick, fake voice, and awful nickname are the drip drip drizzling shits.

The masked Kane vs. mask mandates and common sense is a pretty hot feud.

People say Kenny Omega is goofy, but no one has goofier facial expressions than Edge.

Ripley hasn't connected at all on the main roster. I hope Nikki wins and we move on from this.

This Becky-Bianca bullshit has completely soured my mood to what was already a profoundly mediocre paint-by-numbers show.

I always assumed Sasha was winning. That would've been fine after a competitive match. Not this 30-second bullshit.

This does Becky zero favors. This is Hogan at WrestleMania 9 levels of bullshit.

UGH. WTF?! I wanted a real match, not some 30 second BS. She got Kofi'd.

Bianca looks visibly upset. Is she only now finding this out when we are, or is she a really good actor?

Carmella??? I like her, but seriously, WTF. This company sucks.

They're promoting Belair vs. Banks as we speak.

The Third Time National Champion is in the house! (Is that what Tiffany Haddish said about Damien Priest? That's what the captions said she said. Whatever she did say definitely sounded off.)

The Usos winning the titles last month was pointless, especially days after a DUI. Should've held off until SummerSlam if they were doing a rematch anyway.

Wouldn't surprise me if Sasha is in the next round of cuts. She's a liability at this point - IF the Covid/anti-vax reports are true. If that's the case, I just hope AEW doesn't rush to scoop her up, even though she would be a major addition to their women's division. Edit: If she's pregnant, that's a different story - but that doesn't explain why WWE kept hyping up this match even during tonight's pre-show.

A.C. Slater is the biggest star on this show so far.

Well, that was fucking pointless. Pure pre-show fodder.

Glad they're getting this stupid bullshit out of the way early. Still, regardless of what the story is, it's pretty cool to see women getting time on the show that's not one of the title matches.

Miz has already promised a surprise from a water truck.

The Roku and iOS Peacock apps now allow you to pause and rewind live shows.

The Roku and iOS Peacock apps now allow you to pause and rewind live shows.

FWIW, they're hyping up Bianca vs. Sasha on the pre-show, which is live.

But Becky would definitely have to win, cutting off Bianca's reign. Then again, I assumed Bianca was dropping it tonight anyway. I don't know that I see Becky agreeing to something so last-minute that obviously only came together in the past couple of days. Plus, babyface vs. babyface does her no favors. I guess we'll find out.

We'll find out soon enough. If Sasha's not there, who wants to bet they'll pull Bianca too and just act like the match was never announced.

But she returned, what, a few weeks ago? Very stupid of WWE not to make sure she was vaxxed before putting her back on TV if that's their policy now (and I still doubt it is).

I am guessing Sasha will be there. Being an anti-vax lunatic isn't a dealbreaker to anyone high up in WWE.