C.S.

And there it is!

I'm just waiting for the inevitable Seth Rollins run-in...

The latter, considering that his presence did absolutely nothing for Cesaro, Ryback, and Curtis Axel. Granted, the latter two were beyond anyone's help, but still. (Axel was "a good hand" but that was about it.)

Not sure how this is considered a competitive match when Roman pinned both Edge and Daniel Bryan at the same time at WrestleMania. After that, why would anyone think Edge has a prayer in Hell of unseating the Head of the Table?

If there was any unpredictability, any sense of danger, with Lashey/Kofi and Reigns/Edge, I would care a lot more - but there isn't, so I don't. At the very least, the Kofi story and match is hopefully leading to Lashley vs. Big E.

BIG E WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT AT BIG E!

Thank God for That Indian Guy! I like Drew, but having him win this would have been boring.

This does work.

Money in the Bank? More like Buffer in the Cock. Peacock sucks.

Mine too. It's happening to everyone, I think.

The result wasn't a surprise, with Rhea so blatantly boo-boo-facing at the beginning of the match.

I don't care about either of them, but even I have to admit this has been a good match. Charlotte's weird red eye-shadow makes her look bloodshot though.

Now they're both doing Flair tribute spots...LOL.

I kinda hope all the rumors are a misdirect and we actually get Lashley vs. Cena and Reigns vs. Goldberg. Both of those matches sound far more interesting to me if WWE is going to insist on using part-timers in big spots.

I didn't mind the Goldberg revival push at first, but they've gone to that particular well way too many times at this point. Nothing but Lashley vs. Goldberg sounds at all compelling.

Now for a match I don't care about... Rhea should not have been called up and nothing about her push has felt organic or earned. But the alternative option - Charlotte regaining the title - is beyond stale. Let's hope Nikki A.S.H. can save us with a successful cash-in. The Raw Women's Title has been treading water since last year's MITB. That's well over a year ago. Pretty pathetic track record. Not Asuka's fault. Her reign could've been an all-timer.

That sucked. Hard.

Lashley's tights having "Hurt Business" text on them months after that stable was disbanded is a certainly a decision.

This show has been a colossal bore so far.

Was that what all that "I'm the only reason you're here" nonsense was all about?

As I was saying...

Pure survival. It's the kind of gimmick WWE loves, and it gets her out of catering and into major matches. She gave herself a second lifeline with this, so I completely get it.

Great carry-job by Tamina Snuka so far. Okay, seriously, I have no idea who will win this. I hope not Supernatural Alexa but I suspect it will be so.

Forget about Cash for Gold. There's now DUI for Gold. Fuck this! I guess that selfish prick Jimmy Uso will have to kill someone first. That aside, WWE barely scratched the surface of the Rey-Dom reign. Disappointing!