C.S.

Not to pick nits, but she was never Cena's wife. Cena wanted no marriage and no kids, remember? They did eventually "get engaged" at WrestleMania, but that fizzled out. Anyone who watched Total Divas - even as fake as that show was - knew they couldn't last.

Quoting this from another thread: It turns out Ariel Helwani's agent used to be - drumroll - Nick Khan. So, I expect this to be a regular arrangement going forward - similar to Peter Rosenberg, Sam Roberts, etc.

Joe hasn't wrestled in, what, two years? Of course he looked a bit rusty and shaky. He was still good enough to "karrion" Kross to a decent match. He'll be fine.

Adam Cole has never done much for me either, but his in-ring the other week with Kyle O'Reilly exposed how bad and goofy O'Reilly is on the mic and how polished and professional Cole is - dare I say, a great actor.

Feel bad for Cole and O'Reilly having to follow WALTER-Dragunov. The placement of this match, the fact that it wasn't the main event, and Cole's loss all strongly indicate that he's gone after this. I guess we'll see.

Should be a squash IMO. Joe shoulder tackles Kross, Kokina Clutch, tapout. Kross is done.

FUCK! That was incredible!!!

The true main event.

These women are all hard workers, but we're far away from the charisma and breakout appeal of the Horsewomen.

Good match! The Million Dollar Championship is back where it belongs, baby!!! Kross and Knight would be a jobber tag team on Jakked and Metal if I had anything to say about it, Bubba.

No need to book big venues for a developmental fed, Bubba. Those days are over.

Looks like a loaded card. Kross is the shits. Let's hope his reign ends tonight.

Wyatt has never done it for me in the ring, but I absolutely believe he's creative enough to make an AEW run work. As for Punk, @cubbymark mentioned the possibility of him becoming one of the EVPs if he had signed two years. When was that ever on the table? I've never heard that. Jericho isn't an EVP. J.R. isn't an EVP. Even two years ago, I can't see an offer like that being made to Punk.

That was awesome. Finally a good, intriguing use of Brock.

Very good match. This was a one-match show, and it was this match.

How did Goldberg's kid go from 9 a couple of years ago during the Brock Lesnar match to in high school now? Is it the same kid?

The entrances for this are already too long.

John Morrison's terrible gimmick, fake voice, and awful nickname are the drip drip drizzling shits.

The masked Kane vs. mask mandates and common sense is a pretty hot feud.

People say Kenny Omega is goofy, but no one has goofier facial expressions than Edge.

Ripley hasn't connected at all on the main roster. I hope Nikki wins and we move on from this.

This Becky-Bianca bullshit has completely soured my mood to what was already a profoundly mediocre paint-by-numbers show.

I always assumed Sasha was winning. That would've been fine after a competitive match. Not this 30-second bullshit.

This does Becky zero favors. This is Hogan at WrestleMania 9 levels of bullshit.

UGH. WTF?! I wanted a real match, not some 30 second BS. She got Kofi'd.