El Dragon

So, just wanted to put this on record, but Leon White/Vader actually made his debut in 1985, so since h wasn't included in last years, he should certainly be involved in this years draft https://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=132&page=4&year=1985&promotion=41

Hey everybody! I do indeed hope to be joining the game, and as said, I'm trying to build a roster now. So far you guys had some jobbers I was hoping to be able to use on my main roster. Here are the ones I would like to request at the moment, though I have no problem you guys continuing to employ them. I'm going to be playing as Central States, which I imagine being on the brink of destruction, so my entire goal here is a company just trying to stay alive, so my guys jobbing in your spots makes sense to me. Official Requests MACW: Gary Royal, Brian Knobbs, Jerry Sags UWF: Art Crews, Norvell Austin, Nick Kiniski, Kelly Kiniski. That's all for now, and hopefully my only requests.

??? Sorry about that! Was reading through this, put my phone in my pocket, and it quoted and posted in my pocket, 2nd tim this week it happens too.

I was expecting this to be a defense of this match, so I got a good laugh out of that one, cheers Johnny.

This entire show was a comedy, we just didn't know it till the punchline.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I mean, this is venturing into one of those train wrecks you watch just because, who the fuck thought this was a good idea territory.

Seriously, sleep would be great. Take me off this train wreck, That poor Singh brother died and still nobody gives a shit.

The Singh Brothers basically exist to take stupid as shit bumps at this point, eh?

That's why they're the lucky ones. Haha, they paid to not have to watch this. Lucky bastards. It's impressive this might manage to be the worst Punjabi Prison match. When you can't match the levels of Great Khali? That's really something.

Wow, that entire advantage Mahal got from escaping early sure helped him tons there.

I wish I could upvote. We all could be watching Tully/Magnum right now and talking about that.

I'm trying to think of a PPV main event less appealing then this one using the current roster, and I'm coming up completely empty. 2 boring wrestlers in a stupid match.

Seriously, another match were the wrestlers look stupid. Mahal is climbing the first cage? Orton should get the door opened on the other side, run out, and be waiting for him at the bottom. THINK PEOPLE

Stupidest thing in this match. If someone escapes through one of the doors early, who cares? Just get another's door open while the 4th ref stands around with his thumb up his ass.

I mean, I'm not saying it was the Kofi Kingston vote....

I'd love Philly to start a "We can't see shit *clap clap clapclapclap* chant right now.

Ah, the ever so serious Cage Dropping Music. So, seriously, where does this match rank on the TNA scale of dumbest gimmick matches? This concept is much dumber then King of the Mountain, at least to me.

I've seen far worse. This isn't good but something like Starcade 99 was worse by a mile. Okay how about WWE PPVs? Assuming the Main Event doesn't save things... Maybe this is the worst they have done since Royal Rumble and/or Survivor Series 2015? I'm sure it's a coincidence that Orton was in title programs for all of those.

*Switches to Hindi*

A Philly crowd that gives this little of a shit about Zayn, Styles, and Cena matches makes me sad. I don't blame them, but still.

Mike Bennett is everything people said Bobby Roode was before Roode started proving everyone wrong.

The power of love jacket with Maria's face on the back is a nice touch. We need a "ladies man" type to wear her face on his crotch to really put this angle over.

Breezeango has turned the Ascension into an incredibly entertaining part of the show.