El Dragon

I'm trying to think of a PPV main event less appealing then this one using the current roster, and I'm coming up completely empty. 2 boring wrestlers in a stupid match.

Seriously, another match were the wrestlers look stupid. Mahal is climbing the first cage? Orton should get the door opened on the other side, run out, and be waiting for him at the bottom. THINK PEOPLE

Stupidest thing in this match. If someone escapes through one of the doors early, who cares? Just get another's door open while the 4th ref stands around with his thumb up his ass.

I mean, I'm not saying it was the Kofi Kingston vote....

I'd love Philly to start a "We can't see shit *clap clap clapclapclap* chant right now.

Ah, the ever so serious Cage Dropping Music. So, seriously, where does this match rank on the TNA scale of dumbest gimmick matches? This concept is much dumber then King of the Mountain, at least to me.

I've seen far worse. This isn't good but something like Starcade 99 was worse by a mile. Okay how about WWE PPVs? Assuming the Main Event doesn't save things... Maybe this is the worst they have done since Royal Rumble and/or Survivor Series 2015? I'm sure it's a coincidence that Orton was in title programs for all of those.

*Switches to Hindi*

A Philly crowd that gives this little of a shit about Zayn, Styles, and Cena matches makes me sad. I don't blame them, but still.

Mike Bennett is everything people said Bobby Roode was before Roode started proving everyone wrong.

The power of love jacket with Maria's face on the back is a nice touch. We need a "ladies man" type to wear her face on his crotch to really put this angle over.

Breezeango has turned the Ascension into an incredibly entertaining part of the show.

In which case, who is currently winning? Also, so far the 2nd best match of he night is still Dillinger/English.

So Cena AA's Rusev off the US podium through the tables to place his flag finish already super telegraphed.

This match makes both wrestlers look stupid.

I mean, some places in the South was my first thought. Not Philly though.

I'm strongly considering watching the Main in Hindi. Would probably be an interesting experience.

Now Rusev gets to be buried and I get to be more sad. This show has been makingn me sad.

Kevin Owens is bad enough he just ended the AJ Styles great singles match PPV streak. Dean Ambrose couldn't ruin that

...what was that finish, exactly? Owens basicallt just won clean.

Well, that was at least a kickass ref bump.

Has the crowd been this dead all night?

Kevin Owens is really falling into one of my least favorite workers in the company at this point.

Everytime i go back to the PPV, something makes me want to turn it off again. Most recently, Owens locking in his godamned headlock.

And as Becky goes out so goes my interest.