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    "I AM THE MAN! MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT! I AM THE MAN! GET DOWN YO' KNEES WHEN YOU SEE ME COMIN'. I AM THE MAN! GIVE ME THE RESPECT THAT I NEED!" Holy fuck, Atlas almost has me getting down on my knees. He was probably a horrible worker at this point, but Atlas has been the breakout star of this set for the promos alone--more than Billy Travis and more than Steve Austin. I figured all the Atlas stuff would be for irony purposes like almost every other ICW contribution, but these are legit fantastic and--bears repeating--what a fucking waste Saba Simba was. I'm sincerely glad that Tony got a nice payday out of it, but it'd have been nice to get a nice payday and make an actual contribution to the national scene as well.
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    The Italian extract part of me almost knows what it's like for black people to watch Stepin Fetchit or Amos 'n Andy material after seeing this. This is everything it was hyped up to be.
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    "Wait a minute, Bobby, what does Rick Rude have to do with this??" Jesus Christ, Mooney, have you been paying attention for the past 4+ weeks? Warrior cuts probably his most lucid promo of this Yearbook, relatively speaking, and he at least keeps things short (I can't really say "to the point" because that implies that there is one).
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    Warrior goes on...and on...and on, occasionally even bothering to refer to the actual match he has scheduled.
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    Weird that the Harts are still high-fiving the fans after such a blatantly heel interview, especially with Jesse praising them. Quick sprint with some particularly good use of the typical Anvil spots, all of which look absolutely deadly when the Rockers are selling for them. Demolition tries to act as lumberjacks when people get thrown from the ring and that breaks down into a 3-way brawl. Have to agree with Jesse that they pretty much ruined things. This is also a testament to how absurdly stacked the tag roster in particular and the full roster in general were in favor of the babyfaces--you had all 3 of these teams and the heel side was basically the Orient Express and Rhythm & Blues. Somebody had to be turned.
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    The ladies coming up from below the camera is pretty risque by the standards of the WWF of 1990--Val Venis-like, even.
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    I didn't really need to see the Genius flirting with Sean Mooney. Hogan by numbers, with Ventura ramping up the Hogan hate to borderline-annoying levels. Genius' celebratory prance around ringside after Perfect executes a hiptoss is the highlight.
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    Tony Schiavone has come home again, interviewing Sting in front of a weird green screen. Sting's letters came from ALL over the world--Little Stingers, Medium Stingers, and Big Stingers alike want him back, so he's going to be at Capital Combat.
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    Dueling promos for Capital Combat, which are much shorter and to the point than Hogan and the Warrior.
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    Lawler goads Jordan into putting his #1 contendership on the line, and Jordan being a total spineless dumbass agrees to it. The match goes predictably with Jordan blading off chain shots. Valiant comes back after the match and for some reason Calhoun and Marlin are more concerned with holding Valiant back instead of Lawler brutalizing Jordan in the ring. Honestly...as awesome as the opening segment was this got a big "whatever" from me. Lawler was good but his constantly making every babyface look like a complete idiot is starting to wear thin just as it did with Triple H in '02 and '03. Every time he shows ass he immediately gets more and greater payback on someone else, whether it's Chris Champion or Ben Jordan. I'm no big fan of Jimmy Valiant's but it is refreshing to see a babyface capable of coming across as being an actual peer to Lawler and who won't let Lawler's comments get to him, and Valiant fills that role nicely.
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    I wonder how much that People's Celebration was planned. Crowd instantly turns on Valiant as soon as he takes a shot at Lawler. It's a good babyface promo, though.
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    Jordan has a title shot presumably by virtue of his win the previous week, yet they never mention that part, which doesn't do much to help Jordan's case against being a joke challenger. The crowd has solidly backed Lawler by this point--I know it's Memphis but not only is Lawler as entertaining as he is, but he's been all over television doing interviews, segments, and commentary throughout and eventually fans anywhere are going to see his side of things. This is sort of pushing things into egofuck territory to allow Lawler to masturbate on the mic instead of accomplishing anything to get anybody or any program over. Lawler finally switches gears to talking up the New York Mauler and points out that he wears a mask. Then "The Boy from New York City" hits and a spazzed out guy with long white hair and a beard stuffed under a mask comes out. Now Lawler is stuck in a title match that he bragged about having, with no way to DQ himself or get counted out to save the title. Lawler is able to more or less stall out the ten minute time limit in between getting beaten up, but then realizes that the new sudden-death rules are in effect. The OT period is FUCKING AWESOME, even though the actual match was FF material. The rules are a bit goofy but the teases here are absolutely epic, especially by Lawler though Valiant provides a few near-falls (see what I did there) of his own. Valiant puts his head down for a backdrop but moves away when Lawler tries to kick him, and that sends Lawler flying and sends the Unified belt back to Valiant. For my complaints about Lawler in the first part of this segment, Lawler's stooging to put over Valiant and the new rules more than made up for it.
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    Yes, Brother Love as manager of the Undertaker for an extended time, into the Hogan feud, would have been interesting. We'll see how it goes later in the year but it gave Love a chance to be a semi-serious hellfire-and-brimstone character instead of the goofball he usually was. I was expecting Earthquake to come out right here, but I guess that's still to come as they were pushing a Hogan/Earthquake house show series at this point.
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    Another good interview from Rude in a series. Yet 5+ weeks' worth of strong interviews in a gym didn't make for a better program than one posedown angle 16 months earlier.
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    Good Lord, I'm not sure if this is as weak of an excuse for a feud as Chris Jericho spilling coffee on Kane, but it's not far behind. A paranoid Bad News Brown, after declaring that he fears no one, is scared to death by a birthday gift of a rubber snake. He takes his frustrations out on Okerlund. Jake tries to sell this, as does Bad News, but two guys with characters this strong and unique and as good on the mic as they were are deserving of a better program background than this.
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    Very unique, creative match--sort of Texas Death meets Survivor Series. Four on four, and when one man is pinned the winners of the fall can pick any one opponent and get a 4-on-1 for a full minute. If the wrestler can't answer the bell afterward, the match ends. Seems like it'd make far more sense to just have the loser of the fall have to face the 1-on-4 situation, but the big sell here is the babyfaces getting to pick Ronnie P. Gossett.
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    Really hot opening with Michaels absolutely murdering DiBiase with a dropkick. Ted is sort of standard when he's in control but Michaels does take some tremendous bumps, and we go back and forth a few times instead of the usual shine+heat+comeback WWF formula match. Jannetty and Virgil both get involved and it's a double-DQ. Remember when the WWF wasn't obsessed with jobbing guys out in their hometowns?
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    Great rapidfire hammerlock reversals to start before Santana goes nuts on Perfect's leg. I love how Santana has kept the figure four in his holster for all of these years and how it can loom over any match where he cares to break out leg work. Bobby Heenan comes down for an unexpected distraction but Perfect gets a clean victory to become 1/2 of the WWF Tag Team Champions. I think the SNME match will be better but this was very good for Superstars.
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    Woman looks incredibly fetching in that lime green dress. Flair takes shots at Wade Wilson and Kent Hrbek and invokes his history training under Verne Gagne. MINNESOTA WILL EXPLODE--I have visions of Minneapolis and St. Paul descending into civil war.
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    Yeah, Nick Patrick with the best part of the match. A Jimmy Jam DDT puts Gibson down and gives the Midnights the victory. This isn't quite as spectacular (aside from that one spot) as the other matches involving these teams but the basics are executed so well that it doesn't matter. I'd just like to add that Lance Russell & Teddy Long is a rather bizarre commentary team that could be a disaster but their chemistry is actually pretty good.
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    Austin's future star power is evident here, though his ringwork could kindly be described as "raw." He sounds way, way more confident on the mic and particularly in how to work the crowd than Foley does at this point. We see the debut of Jeannie and we've already found out the story here. Adams sort of looks like a chump in the way he walks away after getting slapped. At one time I was convinced that "Frogman Leblanc" was a name that had to have been made up in PWI.
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    Gary seems downright distraught over his inability to break Featherweight lenses. Dan Aykroyd's illegitimate Texan twin brother consoles him.
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    Clips of Lawler heeling it up set to Joan Jett's version of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap." Some great-looking action against Dutch Mantell is what really stands out. We also get what appears to be Lawler's regaining of the Unified title from King Cobra.
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    Really tepid match between Borne and Kevin that sees Borne use the ropes to get the win. Like there was any chance of Kevin ever wrestling Kerry in a title bout under any circumstances. Borne's promo is almost that of a psychotic babyface, with a few lines that could be borrowed from motivational posters but delivered in a high-strung whackjob fashion that really makes him look unhinged. Kerry insists that a fight will end their friendship, so in a week he's going to wrestle Borne instead. Kerry invokes the name of David & Mike to put over said friendship, then calls Matt's old man a cheater. We get into a my-dad-can-beat-up-your-dad argument, but Kerry won't take Borne's bait to fight then and there. Good stuff from Borne.
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    Very Memphis-meets-late-'90s-Raw segment with everyone getting a chance to speak a bit on the mic. Adams demands a match with Austin after Austin came out with Chris' ex-wife Jeannie. We go from the originally scheduled matches of Chris Adams vs. Terrence Garvin and Eric Embry vs. Steve Austin to Adams vs. Austin and Embry initially challenging Jerry Lawler, then getting rebuffed by Ronnie Gossett and Terrence Garvin before getting more or less tricked into facing Garvin with one hand tied behind his back. Everyone was pretty good here playing their roles even though this probably took a few left turns too many.
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