Johnny Sorrow

It's gonna be 11 pm for me, and that's an hour past my normal bedtime on a work night. I can't imagine how bad that stinks for East Coast folks who have to work tomorrow. That being said, it's a Holiday weekend and lots of folks are off tomorrow.

Jericho killing the music was perfect. This rules.

Scooter not working cut to a shot of dude COVERED in blood was hilarious.

They gonna New Jack this match? Nice.

Are sitting sharpshooters and clover leafs the theme of this show? So many.

When he awkwardly brought out Martha, Khan's eyes were were as big as the dish he chopped up his Adderal on.

It's two heels who are over like babyfaces. Are we allowed to goof on Martha? Cause I want to talk about her hat game.

Rancid! That was fucking AWESOME!

You ain't lying.

Yep. I'm 52 and my early education on fascism came through TV, movies, and comic books. The Three Stooges had more to say about Hitler than any class in grade school.

Mark Henry's bit is always so awful that I look forward to laughing at it every week. The man can talk and every week it's the most stilted and awkward segment. " Well, that's enough talk. It's time for Johnny to cringe at this segment!" I gotta tell y'all, now that I can watch AEW TV? I like Rampage more than Dynamite.

Gunn Club/ Acclaimed is one of the best acts in all of Wrestling. Just fucking great shit. Billy Gunn once again is part of an act that was just thrown together and has exploded . It's bonkers, and I love it.

The guy with the sign that basically said that "The Sumer Of Punk Is Coming" was dead on. Page's promo was confusing because some guys need a script. Punk did his best to save him, but it was a little rough. But, I again agree with the sign dude. Page is supposed to be a babyface who knows what Punk is up to, and if/when Punk wins on Sunday he's going to go heel. Maybe not right after the match like when he beat Aires for the ROH belt, but possibly drawn out over weekly TV. I hope they totally recreate the ROH win. I was there and one of the funniest things I've ever seen at a wrestling show was Sapolsky "running" after Punk to try and get the belt back.

That whole segment was improvised and was basically a shoot.

Bryan actually walked away and then Miz spat fire.

It totally is. LA Knights sound like sneakers you had to buy at the discount store.

Maybe it's just me being me, the guy who pretty much likes everything, but the PPV looks great. The JAS vs BCC/ Eddie's gang brawl is gonna be awesome, Hardy's vs Bucks should be fun, shit...after tonight's Rampage I'm stoked to see Jade vs Anna Jay.

Yeah, that rebound lariat shot looks like shit.

I don't think Kyle comes off dorky cause I remember when he was in ROH where he was REALLY dorky. His time in NXT helped him tone it down and channel it into being the entertaining, air guitar playing goofball with confidence that once he's in the ring he's gonna fuck someone up. He really developed in NXT. I couldn't stand him in ROH and I enjoyed watching him learn and improve how to project and embrace his character in NXT.

I loved the Hardys telling the Bucks to get out of here with their "Christian AF" bullshit. It was quick but it caught my ear.

I loved the Wardlow/ MJF segment. It told a great story and it was an amalgamation of the old Midnight Express straight jacket gimmick and the old ten lashes gimmick. If Cornette shits on this then he's completely lost all relevance, right?

Johnny having a million names is one of my favorite things in wrestling. Excalibur kinda ruined it by explains the joke .

I just saw something pretty cool. Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor, and Kris Statlander are going to be on an episode of Floor Is Lava this coming season. That's a fun show if anyone hasn't seen it.

I wasn't interested in this show at first but it totally delivered. Besides Corbin/ Moss, I really liked to loved the matches. I even liked Lashley vs Omos. Edge wins the Owen Hart "Enough Is Enough Award" for worst spoken word intro to new entrance music with, " You think you know me.....BUT YOU DIDN'T!!!" Holy shit, it's so bad.

Brock was on the initial advertising before Mania because they didn't want to give away the finish of the Mania main event.