Johnny Sorrow

Yep. I'm 52 and my early education on fascism came through TV, movies, and comic books. The Three Stooges had more to say about Hitler than any class in grade school.

Mark Henry's bit is always so awful that I look forward to laughing at it every week. The man can talk and every week it's the most stilted and awkward segment. " Well, that's enough talk. It's time for Johnny to cringe at this segment!" I gotta tell y'all, now that I can watch AEW TV? I like Rampage more than Dynamite.

Gunn Club/ Acclaimed is one of the best acts in all of Wrestling. Just fucking great shit. Billy Gunn once again is part of an act that was just thrown together and has exploded . It's bonkers, and I love it.

The guy with the sign that basically said that "The Sumer Of Punk Is Coming" was dead on. Page's promo was confusing because some guys need a script. Punk did his best to save him, but it was a little rough. But, I again agree with the sign dude. Page is supposed to be a babyface who knows what Punk is up to, and if/when Punk wins on Sunday he's going to go heel. Maybe not right after the match like when he beat Aires for the ROH belt, but possibly drawn out over weekly TV. I hope they totally recreate the ROH win. I was there and one of the funniest things I've ever seen at a wrestling show was Sapolsky "running" after Punk to try and get the belt back.

That whole segment was improvised and was basically a shoot.

Bryan actually walked away and then Miz spat fire.

It totally is. LA Knights sound like sneakers you had to buy at the discount store.

Maybe it's just me being me, the guy who pretty much likes everything, but the PPV looks great. The JAS vs BCC/ Eddie's gang brawl is gonna be awesome, Hardy's vs Bucks should be fun, shit...after tonight's Rampage I'm stoked to see Jade vs Anna Jay.

Yeah, that rebound lariat shot looks like shit.

I don't think Kyle comes off dorky cause I remember when he was in ROH where he was REALLY dorky. His time in NXT helped him tone it down and channel it into being the entertaining, air guitar playing goofball with confidence that once he's in the ring he's gonna fuck someone up. He really developed in NXT. I couldn't stand him in ROH and I enjoyed watching him learn and improve how to project and embrace his character in NXT.

I loved the Hardys telling the Bucks to get out of here with their "Christian AF" bullshit. It was quick but it caught my ear.

I loved the Wardlow/ MJF segment. It told a great story and it was an amalgamation of the old Midnight Express straight jacket gimmick and the old ten lashes gimmick. If Cornette shits on this then he's completely lost all relevance, right?

Johnny having a million names is one of my favorite things in wrestling. Excalibur kinda ruined it by explains the joke .

I just saw something pretty cool. Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor, and Kris Statlander are going to be on an episode of Floor Is Lava this coming season. That's a fun show if anyone hasn't seen it.

I wasn't interested in this show at first but it totally delivered. Besides Corbin/ Moss, I really liked to loved the matches. I even liked Lashley vs Omos. Edge wins the Owen Hart "Enough Is Enough Award" for worst spoken word intro to new entrance music with, " You think you know me.....BUT YOU DIDN'T!!!" Holy shit, it's so bad.

Brock was on the initial advertising before Mania because they didn't want to give away the finish of the Mania main event.

Now that I'm watching AEW weekly and loving it, I have to just say... Aubrey Edwards is fucking terrible. She's the modern day Dick Wohrle, always making herself part of the show instead of being an invisible part of the match. Refs as characters is never good. She stinks with all the poses you can't not see once you see them,

I know I was shitting on Mark Sterling recently, but I realized what I hated was the whole "Smart" Mark Sterling name. It was so indyriffick that it influenced how I thought about him. Khan must have realized the same thing when they decided to push him as a serious manager. Drop the " Smart" and get some great suits. I like him now! He dresses better and he comes off as a ready for Prime Time wrestling manager.

When do you all think they'll pull the trigger on the Elite vs. Undisputed feud? We're already seeing seeds planted. Really obvious seeds like that "Cutler Cam" bit that was an exercise in " Sometimes, you need a script." Do they have to hold out until Omega is healthy? Cause that's how you bring him back as a babyface, right?

Pink vs Dustin was fucking great.It's one of my favorite matches I've seen in awhile. It was great to see that an AEW crowd can turn against Punk, since he's going to have to go heel sooner if not later. He's meant to be a heel. That Undisputed Elite stuff with Cutler cam was subpar indy bad. Tony passionately explaining why arm drags are awesome was incredible. He's the best. The whole " Pig" thing is the only bad part of the Wardlow/ MJF feud. It sounds dumb. Is Mark Sterling the best we got out there as far as modern day managers? Cause he's all over this show and he stinks. Bring in Prince Nana permanently.

Butcher would have been a top heel in 1987 WWF.

Jesus, let's not have Khan on tv. That announcement went over like a fart in church.

I was just joking about Jesus Cole but apparently I wasn't the only one who noticed. Bischoff is complaining about AEW "mocking people's religion" with the thorny barb wire crown spot on a guy who looks like Jesus. Hahaha.

My favorite bad part of Rampage every week is scripted and stilted Mark Henry in a little box delivering his " It's the Main Event!" catch phrase.

Gulak is just fine. Whatever this gimmick is he's going to make it work. He's apparently very well liked backstage and doesn't he work with the celebrities to train them for matches? More people saw him on TV tonight than probably any other time he's been on outside of the little deal he had going with Danielson.