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  1. What indy would be dumb enough to get in bed with WWE and think they'll get anything other than getting fucked in the end ? It's like wanting to date a known sexual predator. And I mean, literally too.
  2. Hum... I think so, yes. But really, it was me talking shit about people being booboo about "devaluing finishers". BTW that match was really good for 1992 WWF TV. Can't get more 1992 pro-westling than those outfits too.
  3. They had a bunch of trios matches in 92, including some squashes, so maybe that was it. I mean, it's not like they were winning even against High Energy & Max Moon. (I wonder if back then some people got pissed at Koko for using a DDT as a transitional move )
  4. There was this one Lanny recited during a KC shoot interview... "There once was a man from Nantucket...". Sean Oliver's reaction was priceless. I admit this never crossed my mind. On the other hand, Steven Regal's Man's Man gimmick had a strong Monty Python's "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok" vibes. I think I remember a match they had against the LOD & Paul Ellering. Lanny was wearing the infamous full bodysuit then.
  5. Classic deadpan Meltzer. They are talking about some angle in NXT where Booker complained that the babyface was outsmarting the heels and how it's not fair. Alvarez : "It's not fair to be intelligent ?" Meltzer (without missing a beat) : "Not with Booker T. Haven't you noticed ?" Had me rolling.
  6. Wasn't that Dr. D Dave Schultz ?
  7. Yeah, I was thinking about this. Those skateboard guys are on another level when it comes to taking risks and horrible bumps on very unforgiving structures.
  8. Anyone has any idea why Korea never developed a strong pro-wrestling scene ? They have followed suit the J-pop model and actually have won the soft power war on this side of things (incredible how K-pop is popular with zoomers, much bigger than J-pop ever was). Why isn't there some company that would invest into creating some high-rent pro-wrestling product with global reach (thanks to their current science of ridiculous production values) ? I get that the state would probably not support such a project like they do with movies and music, but still. Some of the most important pro-wrestlers in the history of puroresu actually have Korean origins (Rikidozan, Choshu, Maeda), it's interesting that this is not something that grew big as its own culture yet.
  9. Agreed. The thing about Thatcher is that he really wasn't over, so that hurt. But it was so cool to see him against Danielson still. This is part of what makes AEW so cool. You can have Nick Gage, Shibata or Tim Thatcher show up and have a marquee match for no other reason than "why the fuck not ?". As far as Darby goes, he's like the "perfect" mix between Mick Foley & Jeff Hardy. The way Samoa Joe just dropped him over the top rope at one point was so ridiculous than even the announcers were incredulous, their legit reaction was quite something.
  10. This is tremendous "Calm down Yeti". Raven is still the best.
  11. Don't get me started on that one... Awesome choice of picture here. It's amazing how both Khan and Trip go the extra way to put over Vince. Despite all what has gone public in the last 6 months.
  12. Me too. Because the 15 years old me saw The Genius and understood straight away that it was gay baiting stuff. I dunno, maybe I'm the genius (nope). And then Dan reminded me that he was actually doing the same stuff elsewhere, which I had forgotten. Lanny was doing gimmick *before* WWE. Hulk just went with it. Plus, it's not a matter of "who's to blame here". Just what the gimmick was. I haven't watched old-school wrestling in eons so I don't have any precise instances in mind. I've seen that spot many many times (maybe the late version of the Freebirds actually, not sure). The Rougeaus did the extra hugging thing (yeah, they were brothers, but the "wimpy" thing about it absolutely can be red in that light, again I'm talking about isolated spots, not entire gimmicks). I think the MX were doing it too at points. There's also the most recent spot of a team falling into a 69 position (Beer Money did it in TNA). But this is really not the place to discus this, it has taken the focus away for far too long from the actual topic. You don't think The Genius had homophobic traits to it, mighty fine. But don't call what I said "utter hogwash influenced by Meltzer backwash" (still have no fucking idea why you referenced Meltz btw) when everybody knows it for ever, we made a thread on this board more than 10 years ago about it and it's a topic that's always been addressed in his shoot interviews.
  13. "Build the empire", nothing less. In India. Nah... nevermind. (these people are legit creepy)
  14. Actually my favorite Lanny memories are the shoot interviews. Such a great storyteller, and always came off like a real decent human being overall (yeah, despite the gimmick). No one has mentioned his legendary flexibility yet. How times have changed. I wonder if Coach TK dropped that anecdote in the sleaze thread himself back in the days...
  15. They probably wanted that last big match before inducting him. Or just waited for the right year, whatever that is. But anywoo. Woman inductee : whoever did not need to sign an NDA. For the celebrity wing : MBS Warrior Award : Jerry McDevitt
  16. And it sucks and looks like crap. Visually overcharged commercials is the last thing I want in my fictional world of pro-wrestling (Arena Mexico gets a pass, just because). Nothing will be better than the old target shaped WCW logo on the canvas.
  17. Damn. They could have had a giant fluorescent Black Mountain Dew (or whatever the fuck that brand was) on the ring canvas !
  18. You can't be serious. If you can't see what's homophobic about it, I really can't help you. Or you're being dense on purpose. I am not making an argument for it. It's a fact. Anyone with a functional brain can see it. Plus, Lanny said it himself, as referred in this old thread : On a KC shoot he talks about Hulk Hogan asking him to sell the back scratch "like Jim Barnett" https://411mania.com/wrestling/kayfabe-breaking-kayfabe-w-lanny-poffo/ There's nothing to argue. It's just a fact, and it was really obvious. If it flew over your head at the time, well, whatever, but really, in retrospect. Jeez.
  19. Yeah, I had forgotten about that. Actually, there's a thread on this very board about that very topic, and FLIK (I feel old) actually refers to a shoot interview where Lanny explains how it absolutely was the gimmick. So there. *sigh*
  20. It shouldn't have, but it made my legit laugh.
  21. What the fuck are you even talking about ? What does Meltz has anything to do with it ? The Genius gimmick was clearly homophobic stuff (some part of it at least). I knew it was homophobic when I was 15 years old. One of the first embarrassing memory of watching wrestling I have, actually (alongside the Iraki angle). Homophobic tropes did not need a "gay" gimmick. There was plenty of them, like heels hugging a bit too much (including one crawling on his knees to end up near his partner's crotch) to be "real men" or the way some moved around or were dressed up (mind you, I'm sure no one realized how much Demolition looked like stereotypes straight out of William Friedkin's Cruising. Seriously, they should have been announced "from the backrooms"). The Freebirds in WCW in 91 or so got "f****ts" chants from the crowd because they had garish makeups. On that matter among others, thankfully pro-wrestling fans have changed *a lot*. First, stop talking about "my metric" like it's a thing. You talked about Jim Cornette. Well, Jim Cornette's first gimmick was 100% homophobic shit since it was making fun of Jim Barnett. As far as Shawn Micheals go, he absolutely wasn't doing any "gay" (what passed for "gay" stereotype then) maneurisms. He was dressed like a fucking hair metal singer and moved around like your typical white meat tag team babyface guy. Anywoo. Too bad Lanny was saddled with this, although he did as good a job you could do with it I guess.
  22. Meanwhile : https://news.bloomberglaw.com/esg/wwe-faces-new-suit-over-horrifying-vince-mcmahon-allegations
  23. This. You know how we say that basically the end of show is what taints the entire thing, whether good or bad (typically the WCW PPV's of the Nitro era which had awesome undercard and shitty main event, or the tedious Royal Rumble closed by an awesome angle) ? Well, I loved the show. Loved it. Great stuff after great stuff. And then Samoa Joe wins after a completly insane main event and I'm like "Hum... well, I guess this will prevent Darby from killing himself before the end of the Winter. I just hope it's not going back to W... oh yawn...". So, back to the guy who does a bunch of powerbombs and can't be beat because the Goldy syndrome is still in effect 24 years after the fact (see also, Jade Cargill, although really the latest matches have been really fun again, including this week, because she actually does what Goldy used to do aka do new cool shit in every matches). Samoe Joe has such a great stint (really his best since his prime in the 00's in TNA and ROH), I wish he would have a lenghty and compelling reign before having to drop the belts to Wardlow's WOOOOOrld (YAWN). The only thing I would be really down with is if that ends up with Wardlow putting over Hobbs strong. (can't we switch Wardlow with Gunther ? Please ?) Then again, still another terrific episode. Week after week, just ridiculous streak of great shows, really. Also, you know you've been watching wrestling for far too long and paying attention way too much when the first thing that comes to mind with this show was "Hey, those yellow steps, this is Dayton Ohio where they had the KOTR in 1993". What have I done with my life...
  24. Seriously ? The comical "effeminate" guy who did gymnastics spots... Pretty implicitly homophobic. I'm guessing the stories of Lanny being able to serve himself got around. But yeah, despite this, I always enjoyed the Genius whenever he worked (by the time I started to watch, it was pretty seldom), because I liked moves (yeah, even back then) and Lanny was just such a cool worker. I always wished he was actually pushed a little bit, as opposed to be the manager of the Beverly Brothers and having to sell for Jameson. The WCW contract story was classic shoot interview era hilarity. It's just too bad he never made TV, so many cool random matches he could have had, including against luchadors or Marty Jannetty and such.
  25. I'm just glad they are back. Hopefully it's not a lesser, more WWEiszed version of the show though. Interesting topics, especially Abby & Awesome.
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