Matt D

I am looking forward to Steph going for the "Steph" Yes chant so much.

The hope at the bottom of pandora's box is that JBL's voice is almost gone. By the 47 minute mark, it'll be gone. Just hang tight, team. We'll make it.

What would he get? Cena with the gangsters makes sense. Cena with the marines makes sense. What the hell does Roman even represent? What have they made him into? Maybe he could wear 30 flak jackets at once and take them off as he goes like a Russian Doll? Or he could come out of the top deck and take another fifteen minutes to get down. That'd fit into the night.

I love how Cole just talked like he didn't see anything out of the normal... "And for the 20th time, Triple H...." What a world. What a fucking world.

I was not let down. At all. Now we know what would happen if the Ghostbusters lost to Gozer the Gozerian

My dreams Matthew! This is going to be a long month. I'm kind of excited for HHH's entrance though. I won't lie about that.

I went to get some laundry done. Where'd Cena come from?

Could Luke Harper make this work? A: No.

Lou Thesz always said that if you're coming down to the ring, don't leave your flamethrower with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Basic Fundamentals. The "B" Score.

Rock as a symbol of success? I sure as hell never rang the wall street bell.

Thanks for the number. What would make this perfect is if Rocky and Rousey beat up the entire Wyatt Family together.

We've decided to watch How to Get Away With Murder too so I missed the worked number. What is it?

This is Loss' fault. He wanted it to be so bad it was good. They've gone past that point now.

marking out like a mother fucker I think the fumes from the flamethrower's gotten to his head. Usually it's fumes getting to Johnny that's an issue.

At this point, I think they're just fucking with us.

I ever tell you guys about the time that I went to a house show at the Boston Garden when I was 9 in 1991 and I was so upset that Ricky Steamboat couldn't breathe fire because the warden didn't let him?

Shooting T-shirts is a pretty good role for the Rock.

Hey, it's the WWE HOF Inductees, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

I kind of think that Shaq should have won that.

You poor bastard.

Corbin is such an anti-smark. He just eliminated 1991 indy darling Chris Chavis.

He looks in great shape. DDP looked like he busted a hip doing the diamond cutter.

I never knew I wanted a DDP vs Tatanka match so badly.

Thank god. The Battle Royal. Battle Royals are fun. There might be something good left in the world. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end it's only a passing thing this shadow, even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines it'll shine out the clearer. EDIT: Ok, that's cool.

I've never been happier to hear Lita's dulcet tones.