Matt D

Hunter, Hunter, ... dude, your head. You've got something on your head. Hunter. Why is no one telling him?

Actually, this would be a fucking awesome time for a musical number.

Ironically, it's kind of like Virgin. Would that sign make more sense or not?

Is there even a way out of this match? There's no booking scenario that makes any sense, is there? Is this limbo?

We wouldn't know anything about that.

This is the difference between entertaining and purpose. (I wish he was doing that rope drape knee fifteen years ago though)

Dean got that over as a babyface move earlier in the night

The perfect storm that it took to get to this point is amazing.

I am looking forward to Steph going for the "Steph" Yes chant so much.

The hope at the bottom of pandora's box is that JBL's voice is almost gone. By the 47 minute mark, it'll be gone. Just hang tight, team. We'll make it.

What would he get? Cena with the gangsters makes sense. Cena with the marines makes sense. What the hell does Roman even represent? What have they made him into? Maybe he could wear 30 flak jackets at once and take them off as he goes like a Russian Doll? Or he could come out of the top deck and take another fifteen minutes to get down. That'd fit into the night.

I love how Cole just talked like he didn't see anything out of the normal... "And for the 20th time, Triple H...." What a world. What a fucking world.

I was not let down. At all. Now we know what would happen if the Ghostbusters lost to Gozer the Gozerian

My dreams Matthew! This is going to be a long month. I'm kind of excited for HHH's entrance though. I won't lie about that.

I went to get some laundry done. Where'd Cena come from?

Could Luke Harper make this work? A: No.

Lou Thesz always said that if you're coming down to the ring, don't leave your flamethrower with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Basic Fundamentals. The "B" Score.

Rock as a symbol of success? I sure as hell never rang the wall street bell.

Thanks for the number. What would make this perfect is if Rocky and Rousey beat up the entire Wyatt Family together.

We've decided to watch How to Get Away With Murder too so I missed the worked number. What is it?

This is Loss' fault. He wanted it to be so bad it was good. They've gone past that point now.

marking out like a mother fucker I think the fumes from the flamethrower's gotten to his head. Usually it's fumes getting to Johnny that's an issue.

At this point, I think they're just fucking with us.

I ever tell you guys about the time that I went to a house show at the Boston Garden when I was 9 in 1991 and I was so upset that Ricky Steamboat couldn't breathe fire because the warden didn't let him?

Shooting T-shirts is a pretty good role for the Rock.