[1997-12-29-WWF-Raw] Crapper 3:16

[Loss]

Talk about it here.

[Loss]

This time, Luna leads Goldust out dressed like a baby and holding a bottle. He wants to play dress up with Steve Austin. He'll be Austin's Barbie Girl and Austin can be his big Ken. This brings Austin out. He has something for Goldust - a port-a-potty with a Crapper 3:16 sign on it. Goldust tries sneaking up on on Austin but Austin beats him up and throws him in, then Goldust walks out and eats a stunner. Finally, Austin pushes the port-a-potty to the ground and that's the end of the segment. One of those other segments where I think the WWF overestimated their genius.

[Strummer]

this was in the RAW opening for YEARS. So was the DX windshield wipers bit from earlier

[Kevin Ridge]

Kevin Kelly and Michaels Cole seem to be doing the first hour of Raw. Goldust is wearing a diaper. Austin lowers a porta potty into the ring. Goldust takes a bump into the potty.

[soup23]

This took to long to set up and I don't know why Goldust didn't just retreat to the back. Maybe it goes into his whole enjoying punishment persona but it seemed stupid as Austin went on and on and lowered the port a potty down to the ring. Payoff wasn't worth the weight and Austin is sort of having one off things to do between now and the Rumble it seems.

[PeteF3]

Well, wrestling is officially secondary now, as Austin now decides he's not going to wrestle, just...because, I guess. Not that this is any sort of revelation but we've certainly reached a sea change this past month as far as what the WWF feels is important. This may have worked better had it not taken so long to get the damned Port-a-Potty in the ring. Dustin did do a good job of taking bumps off the thing, though.

[Exposer]

Memorable segment. Goldust comes out dressed as the New Year's Baby. He cuts a promo in weird voices & pulls out lingerie for Austin to wear after their match saying Austin can be his Ken Doll to his Barbie. Austin comes out & pulls a port-o-potty down from the rafters & Goldust takes several fun bumps into it before being tossed into it. Austin pushes it over & celebrates to end the segment. Funny, but this doesn't make any sense. One of those random & ridiculous Attitude Era segments.