Summerslam 2017, or How to get through a 6 hour show with a little help from your friends at PWO

[Mad Dog]

So this is a 6 hour show and this has been a straight hour of piss break matches.

[Coffey]

This first hour has been... woof.

[hammerva]

Thinking that Enzo would get the crowd back up by bringing up Brooklyn hip hop references was a terrible idea.

[The Thread Killer]

Damn, trying to watch this match with Enzo dancing and shouting from above the ring is annoying. Not that it would be all that great anyhow, but still.

[Mad Dog]

I would rather watch that Chief Jay Strongbow shark cage match than this.

[...TG]

LOL at Corey Graves comparing Big Cass to Mike Trout...Me : Big Cass :: Thread Killer : Baron Corbin

 

My God Enzo is annoying. Can they turn him heel and have him become 2017 Jimmy Hart?

[Steve T]

Is there a carbon monoxide leak in the arena?

[Steve T]

LOL at Corey Graves comparing Big Cass to Mike Trout...Me : Big Cass :: Thread Killer : Baron Corbin

 

Guessing he is not much of a baseball guy.

[The Thread Killer]

LOL at Corey Graves comparing Big Cass to Mike Trout...Me : Big Cass :: Thread Killer : Baron Corbin

 

[Mad Dog]

This crowd is about to turn ugly.

[hammerva]

Listening to Enzo blabbering the entire match is like watching TNA having to listen their awful commentary through it.

 

I don't know if escaping a shark cage is going to make this match worth a shit. And it definitely didn't. In terms of stupid WWE ideas in 2017 that has to be top 5

[...TG]

My God Enzo is annoying. Can they turn him heel and have him become 2017 Jimmy Hart?

 

See? Lubing himself up to get out of the shark cage is some shit Jimmy Hart would have done in 1982.

[Mad Dog]

Wow, fuck that match and everyone involved.

[Jmare007]

Bah gawd that match was able to kill a NY crowd not 1 hr into a PPV.

 

at that spot by Enzo.

[Coffey]

That was... really bad.

[hammerva]

The Jason Jordan burial is on full blast with Kurt just saying "It was alright"

[Mad Dog]

I wouldn't have put Orton/Rusev here.

[Mad Dog]

Fuck this show.

[hammerva]

I wouldn't have put Orton/Rusev here.

 

And I certainly wouldn't have done that match.

 

Serious bullshit

[...TG]

At least it woke the crowd up. Too bad it had to be Rusev.

[Mad Dog]

 

I wouldn't have put Orton/Rusev here.

 

And I certainly wouldn't have done that match.

 

Serious bullshit

 

 

Like seriously WTF was that?

[Mad Dog]

Remember New Day/Usos? Good times, good times...

[The Thread Killer]

What the hell was that? We didn't even get a patented Randy Orton rear chinlock spot! I feel ripped off. But on second thought, I can see why they made the call to cut that match short. There just isn't enough time on this show.

[Jmare007]

Man I hope Rusev's deal is up soon and he goes overseas and wins a ton of money having dope matches. Fuck WWE for what they've done to him the last 2 years when all he has done is being awesome and fuck Lana.

[Mad Dog]

This is somehow worse than Naomi/Nattie.