Extreme Rules 2019

[hammerva]

Yeah if the really good matches like AJ vs Ricochet & Cesaro vs Black are dying imaging what this main event is going to get

This will be interesting for the crowd in this match.  You got Kevin Owens that the crowd really wants to get behind vs Dolph Ziggler who NOBODY gives a fuck about. 

Well that is one way to solve that problem.  PERFECT 

[NintendoLogic]

Fuck me, we still have a fucking Dolph Ziggler match to get through. Jesus Christ.

[El Dragon]

Let’s go Owens squash.

[...TG]

That was my favorite Ziggler match ever!

[El Dragon]

Just now, El Dragon said:

Let’s go Owens squash.

Yay me

[NintendoLogic]

Is Owens blown up after a 10 second match?

[brocklock]

Hopefully that's the end of Dolph Ziggler.

[WingedEagle]

AJ/Ricochet was the most disappointing match of the night relative to expectations and talent.  The finish was a great looking spot but between all of the Club interference and an odd layout that somehow lacked any defined structure or flow, this was very a much that was just there.

I like these promos on the way out to the ring, particularly because they're new, but they're already overdoing it by relying on it for nearly every match.

[Strummer]

KO bout to get a huge babyface push here

[El Dragon]

Really wanted Joe go take the belt there.

[NintendoLogic]

That was the best Joe singles match in forever. Kofi trying the Bret Hart counter to the sleeper and Joe countering with an uranage was especially awesome.

[El Dragon]

I’m watching this match just to see how much I dislike it. Maybe that makes me a dick, I’m cool with that.

[peachchaos]

I wouldn't mind a 2 minute Baron Corbin reign only for Lesnar to cash in. Maybe if they babyface him and Heyman he'll actually be interesting for a minute?

[hammerva]

Cole might as well just leave this booth because Corey and Renee are just going to bicker the entire match

I know I am stealing a joke from Twitter but based on the number of ass shots we are getting I am wondering which New Japan guys are working the camera tonight

 

[sek69]

I'm ready to fight the person along the rampway with the "Darkwing Duck Sucks" sign.

[El Dragon]

The scary thing for me is Corbin is the guy I like second best out of these 4.

[sek69]

Lacey having Seth's name on her ass made me giggle, I'll give them that.

[...TG]

I'm imagining Vince screaming in the announcers' headsets, "WE NEED MORE BICKERING, GODDAMMIT!" 

[sek69]

This also kind of exposes how silly it is to have an EXTREME RULES match but the men can only fight the men and the women can only fight the women, all with proper tags.

[El Dragon]

So it’s extreme rules and weapon shots are legal, but the men can’t wrestle the women because of....

[sek69]

Corey out here stopping short of mentioning his own divorce on commentary is certainly something.

[hammerva]

Lacey just gave Becky an unprotected chair shot to the head by accident 

[El Dragon]

I wonder what percentage of my enjoyment of this show can come down to watching it in mute.

[NintendoLogic]

Does Lacey have a bloody mouth?

[hammerva]

Just now, El Dragon said:

I wonder what percentage of my enjoyment of this show can come down to watching it in mute.

It makes it come up watching Smackdown