WWE TV 05/30 - 06/05 Gimme Big Dawg vs Xavier Woods

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For real.

No idea what the fuck the TV is going to be this week tho

[sek69]

To be fair, they probably don't either.

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Good point. When I think about it it's a mystery that WWE gets to the finishing line despite rarely having a laid out show in advance.

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Wait we getting Bianca vs Asuka for free? The fuck? I ain't complaining but that's a PPV headliner right there.

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The biggest reason for me to believe Ezekiel and Elias are two different people is that the former is waaaaaaay better than the latter. Completely different people, indeed.

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Rollins making references to Cody hammering the throne. How are they making this feud this engaging? What is happening?

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When Cody said the time for talk is over, I thought he was going to say ITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT

[Dav'oh]

Alexa selling a corner splash by doing a forward roll was....a choice.

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Sure, Doudrop is a massive improvement over Nia Jax, but Alexa is finally learning how to work against way bigger opponents. She had to outsmart her adversary and slowly chop her down instead of just being dominating. Way better dynamic.

[Dav'oh]

And again, why is a 78lb woman using a splash as a finisher (on a 200lb woman, no less)? 

It doesn't work when Little Beaver is splashing King Kong Bundy....

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Bruh Montez Ford got them main event act ROIDS going on. He is HUGE.

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Tozawa might be the GOAT.

[sek69]

man, Donovan Dijak deserves better than this

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If Theory loses here, is he the stupidest guy on the roster?

 

Also, I heard T-BARRRRR is the Main Event MVP at the moment. Some little bangers there.

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Orton, Nak and Riddle should just form Team Sky High. 

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Love how Raw was actually getting a ratings bump with the "In X minutes, this thing will happen you have to see" gimmick and then does one that results in a DQ finish. 

[sek69]

When did velcro on title belts become a thing? Makes it look like the actual pro wrestlers are fighting over replica toys.

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19 minutes ago, sek69 said:

Love how Raw was actually getting a ratings bump with the "In X minutes, this thing will happen you have to see" gimmick and then does one that results in a DQ finish. 

They have a good idea but follow up in the most counterproductive way possible. It's amazing, really.

11 minutes ago, sek69 said:

When did velcro on title belts become a thing? Makes it look like the actual pro wrestlers are fighting over replica toys.

It's been like that for a while now.

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also, between liv's entrance and the actual start of the match, it took legit 15 minutes. Kevin Dunn needs to be stopped.

 

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1 hour ago, Dav'oh said:

And again, why is a 78lb woman using a splash as a finisher (on a 200lb woman, no less)? 

It doesn't work when Little Beaver is splashing King Kong Bundy....

I just saw this from earlier, and just wanted to say my 10 year old (who's about 60 pounds or so) once splashed me (I'm about 215-220) and it hurt like hell, so I bought Alexa beating Doudrop 

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Gravity does pack a mean punch.

Liv and Rhea had a little great match. 

[Jmare007]

Thread title should be "Go watch Top Gun: Maverick"

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I just realized Lashley is using the posing pedestal from when Chris Masters was doing the Masterpiece gimmick

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6 minutes ago, Jmare007 said:

Thread title should be "Go watch Top Gun: Maverick"

Maverick and Iceman deciding who's whose wingman just like Riddle and Priest. IYKYK

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He's supposed to be the bad guy here, but MVP 100% improved the career of Lashley