KawadaSmile Posted June 15, 2022 Report Posted June 15, 2022 Just a constant barrage of batshit insane things happening. How much cocaine is TK doing tonight?
Timbo Slice Posted June 15, 2022 Report Posted June 15, 2022 Enough to make an AEW Colombian Championship.
Brynn Posted June 15, 2022 Report Posted June 15, 2022 This is going to be a world of insanity tonight. Got a pizza in the oven and gonna sit back and enjoy the chaos! Tonight’s Dynamite card: *Hair vs. Hair Match: Chris Jericho vs. Ortiz *Ladder Match for the AEW Tag Team Championships: Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus (champions) vs. The Young Bucks *Will Ospreay vs. Dax Harwood *20-on-1 Elimination Match: Wardlow vs. Plaintiffs *All-Atlantic Qualifying Match: Ethan Page vs. Miro *Dr. Britt Baker vs. Toni Storm *Face-to-face between Jon Moxley and Hiroshi Tanahashi Should be a hell of a show, especially with the ladder match, the hair match and Ospreay vs Harwood.
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 I trust FTR Bald to get good shit out of bloated Ospreay.
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 Ortiz' makeup now is basically TK after a couple of minutes with the booger sugar
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 That's a cop-off. Keep having shitty hair, Jericho. Wait, it was Sammy? So all that detour with the ATT was for fucking nothing? Are you fucking kidding?
Dav'oh Posted June 16, 2022 Report Posted June 16, 2022 They can't keep hiding Wardlow's many weaknesses forever, can they?
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 Tyron Woodley got knocked out by Jake Paul, get the fuck outta here.
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 Hey there's the guy who started a GoFundMe for his mom's van and fucked off with the money
sek69 Posted June 16, 2022 Report Posted June 16, 2022 Breaking news: Dax continues to rule. film at 11.
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 The only reason Dax doesn't get all the fucking belts is because FTR Mullet would be extra cooked. Him beating the ever loving shit out of Ospreay tonight makes me happy.
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 Dax is so much better than like 90% of wrestlers, including Billiam over there, that it just isn't funny.
sek69 Posted June 16, 2022 Report Posted June 16, 2022 Can we take a moment to think how bonkers it is that Tanahashi and Jon Moxley are having a face off on US TV.
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 Tay Conti. Com todo o respeito. Also, fucking Jericho attaching himself to the top program. Why?
Blehschmidt Posted June 16, 2022 Report Posted June 16, 2022 Well, that segment was stupid and pointless, but at least it wasn't them inserting Jericho in the Mox/Tanahashi match so neither of them would have to do the job, like I feared it was going to be.
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 Miro should drop Ego in 4 minutes tops. Priorities, dammit.
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 Why is this still going? It's Ethan Page, no one cares if he gets squashed.
The Man in Blak Posted June 16, 2022 Report Posted June 16, 2022 Ospreay/Dax was one of the best TV matches that AEW has had all year, so it's only natural that everything else that’s happened tonight has ranged from cringe to cursed. AEW in 2022 just feels snakebit.
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 Storm's hip attack might be one of the most brutal looking moves around. Glad she won that shit clean.
Dav'oh Posted June 16, 2022 Report Posted June 16, 2022 A piledriver being the finishing move? Me so happy.
The Man in Blak Posted June 16, 2022 Report Posted June 16, 2022 6 minutes ago, Dav'oh said: A piledriver being the finishing move? Me so happy. Not only that, but a jumping piledriver! For a clean win over Britt Must Pose!
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 I'd rather not have the 2nd biggest match of Forbidden Door be uncertain 10 days away from the show, but I was amused by Cole dickriding White like crazy only to be left on read. Hey it's the match FTR should've been in!
sek69 Posted June 16, 2022 Report Posted June 16, 2022 10 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said: Hey it's the match FTR should've been in! TBF I'm pretty certain FTR beats whoever wins this after they beat Cobb and O-Kahn so they can do the tag team version of the Ultimo Dragon pose with 8 different belts.
KawadaSmile Posted June 16, 2022 Author Report Posted June 16, 2022 Christian you got your boys in this match and did fuck all to help. Shameless, man. WHAT A SWERRRRVE!!!
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