SUMMERSLAM 2023

[KawadaSmile]

Yeah, getting your arm raised by BROCK FUCKING LESNAR in earnest is like... unprecedented. 

 

GIVE ME A CODY/BROCK TAG RUN

[sek69]

Well I know what I'll be attending

[Timbo Slice]

Cody carnying Brock into going full Codyverse melodrama, giving him the rub, and then, as Brock goes back after the match, takes a kids hat before tossing it back to him. What the hell did I just see?

[sek69]

YEAH

[KawadaSmile]

MEGASTAR pop for LA Knight

[KawadaSmile]

I will POP if Omos is the first to be eliminated

[C.S.]

Rooting for OMOS to win this.

He's a GIANT and a STAR.

YEAH!!!

[C.S.]

Swift fall from grace for JD McDonough. 

[sek69]

Just now, C.S. said:

Swift fall from grace for JD McDonough. 

Couldn't have happened to a nicer sex pest

[sek69]

FFS Uncle Paul, give us Bronson vs Otis already 

[C.S.]

1 minute ago, sek69 said:

Couldn't have happened to a nicer sex pest

Agreed.

Not sure how he ever made it out of NXT.

Even without his sordid sexual history, he's exactly the type of vanilla midget who doesn't succeed on the main roster.

[sek69]

The longer Kross's hair gets the more he looks like Jacked Bray Wyatt

[...TG]

Battle Royales (Battles Royale?) are really the best use of Omos. The man is frighteningly large.

[C.S.]

3 minutes ago, sek69 said:

The longer Kross's hair gets the more he looks like Jacked Bray Wyatt

Future WYATT6 member? Wouldn't be the worst way to use the charisma vacuum known as Karrion Kross.

[C.S.]

AJ Styles should have won. He was the only Southerner left in the match and therefore the only one who probably eats Slim Jims.

[Timbo Slice]

YEAH

[KawadaSmile]

Just now, C.S. said:

AJ Styles should have won. He was the only Southerner left in the match and therefore the only one who probably eats Slim Jims.

YEAH

[sek69]

LETTEM TALK TO YA

[hammerva]

35 minutes ago, ...TG said:

Brock is looking incredibly red tonight. And I think his shorts are split?

Yeah we got the old sweating profusely and turning a couple different shades version of Brock tonight.   Maybe he knows he isn't back for a while and just took it easier

[sek69]

When something catches fire out of nowhere in wrestling it's the fuckin best 

[KawadaSmile]

Looking forward to this match. Hope it delivers.

[KawadaSmile]

Cole pulling double duty calling both RAW and SD. The big dog of wrestling play by play.

[sek69]

Ronda doing her MMA stone face walkout, nice

[KawadaSmile]

Volk Han vs Kiyoshi Tamura eat your heart out

[...TG]

This match should really be a big deal but it just isn't. Show how bad everyone, including Ronda, blew this run of hers.