C.S. Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Men’s Elimination Chamber: John Cena vs. CM Punk vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Logan Paul vs. Damian Priest vs. Seth Rollins Women’s Elimination Chamber: Liv Morgan vs. Bianca Belair vs. Alexa Bliss vs. Bayley vs. Naomi vs. Roxanne Perez Tiffany Stratton and Trish Stratus vs. Nia Jax and Candice LeRae Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens Will Cody Rhodes SELL HIS SOUL to The Rock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.S. Posted March 2 Author Report Share Posted March 2 THIS is how you present Jade!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Bianca winning really doesn't really make sense but given the stipulation for the winner, I am not sure any of them winning made sense. I mean Rhea vs Belair is going to be insane regardless Drake is apparently in the front row of the show. Make sense but boy not sure who is the winner on that one the WWE or him I have to give Sami and KO credit for making a match that I have seen hundreds of times and is frankly tired of seeing (even though it one of the great feuds in wrestling history for me) and got me pumped for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Jesus someone told Charles Robinson that his bump card still had some open slots because fuck that was a shot I swear I thought they were going to do the Terry Funk MY EYE MY EYE Memphis finish and I would jumped for joy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Heel KO is just not it, and a program with Zayn has been done to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 They booked that match like there wasn't going to be a rematch at WM which was great. Now it looks like we are getting Randy vs KO which should be a better match but Randy has a terrible history with WM match that should be built on hate. So the 'Will Cody Sell his Soul?" shit is the main event huh? Well I guess that mean that is definitely either Punk or Cena winning I really wonder if McAfee doing the "Canada sucks" pro American stuff because the Anthem was booed is him legit being a goober that agrees with Trump's BS and him not playing a character. You really can't tell with him at times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strobogo Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Women's chamber ruled. Not sure what the discussion was before hand that all agreed to just beat the shit out of each other. I don't think I've ever seen a womens match that stiff in WWE before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Rollins trying to square off with Punk and Cena just shows how leagues below both of them he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 While I hate the "eliminated man causing an active wrestler to lose a Chamber match thing, it did make perfect sense given his obsession with Punk. Also him screaming DIE DIE DIE was awesome. Cena was fine but still looks out of place in the ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 What the fuck is Travis Scott doing out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Seriously is he a Bloodline stalker or something? Will he come out with Roman at WM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 WHAT THE FUCL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Not sure what was goofy. Cena looking like Chris Farley when he told the Rock to go fuck himself or the "I am turning heel" face. Looking like Ronald Reagan in the British Claymation video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 I mean kudos to him being able to look like two completely different people just by acting. Incredible angle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strobogo Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 That was certainly an unexpected twist. I wish there was a way to get Austin involved and some kind of Cena/Rock vs Cody/Austin segment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmare007 Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 That final segment was fucking great. Last year Cena gave an interview to Van Vleet were he basically told what he was about to do as a heel, step by step. when the idea was seriously thrown around for the first Rock match. If that is what he's gonna go with, we about to hit levels of fuckery as high as last year's. I fucking hated that EC main event. Don't know if it was the crowd, the camera angles, the through the motions actions or the three things combined, but that shit sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmare007 Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 1 minute ago, strobogo said: That was certainly an unexpected twist. I wish there was a way to get Austin involved and some kind of Cena/Rock vs Cody/Austin segment. I hate that Stone GOAT refuses to come back to confront this current version of Rock. A pissed off Austin on Netflix could be fucking amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strobogo Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Yeah men's match sucked, non stop worst punches you've ever seen from 6 men who are supposed to be professionals at making stuff not look super phony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sek69 Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 I thought for sure Cody was going to accept Rock's offer and go full Homelander against Cena to set up him winning #17 at Mania....never in a million years did I think after all these years we'd finally get the Cena heel turn. Well played Trips, you got me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.S. Posted March 2 Author Report Share Posted March 2 This was the original image I used in the OP before changing it. Holy fuck! It was right there all along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnviousStupid Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Surely that was the biggest heel turn since Hollywood Hogan, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnviousStupid Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 I get the feeling that the Raw Women's title picture will see a triple threat at Mania with Rhea, Iyo and Bianca. For as good as all of those women are, I can't see that being as exciting to me as any singles matchup between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 1 hour ago, EnviousStupid said: Surely that was the biggest heel turn since Hollywood Hogan, right? Well given how much of a failure Stone Cold's heel turn after WM 17 went you are probably right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blehschmidt Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 I have read none of this thread yet, and I am currently half way through the KO/Sami match. Here are my current take aways from Elimination Chamber. - Fans grabbing their heads and making over the top reaction faces in hopes of getting on camera is distracting and annoying. - The referee checking on wrestlers after every fucking move continues to be my biggest complaint about modern wrestling. Leave them alone and let them sell. Soooo distracting from what is happening. I should not notice the ref unless they are counting or threatening a DQ or something. - I swear to god if two guys were stabbing each other with swords the crowd would still be chanting "We Want Tables." How has this not lost it's novelty in 27 years. It's wood breaking in half. In an effort to say something that isn't me bitching.... Liv Morgan is the hardest working woman in the company. She was killing herself out there, and that hair whip was disgusting. So kudos to her. Okay, now back to this match where they keep hitting each other in the face with stuff, yet no one bleeds..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blehschmidt Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Bloodless barbed wire.... LOL and the ring announcer lady using her deep and slow "bad stuf happened" voice to announce the winner... This company is ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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