WrestlePalooza

[flyonthewall2983]

Two signs in front.

We R Awful People

He shouldn't be here and we all know why

[C.S.]

#LOLBROCKWINS

WWE executives: Fuck the fans. Then. Now. Forever. Together.

(For some reason, there are two threads for this worthless show on a worthless streaming service for a worthless company run by worthless bean counters like Mark Shapiro who have openly admitted that they consider the fans worthless.)

[The Thread Killer]

Good Lord, Lesnar is massive. He’s definitely exempt from the Wellness Policy, or he got himself a Testosterone exemption like Orton and Styles.

[The Thread Killer]

I don’t know if anybody has seen the clip going around Twitter and YouTube, but Jey Uso managed to almost knock himself out and busted himself open with a chairshot.

[WingedEagle]

That was indeed a PLE. Heavy emphasis on the LE. P almost left for dead. But it was a live event!

[flyonthewall2983]

I watched the first two matches then split. I have built a perfect beast of distraction out of WWE 2K25. A cacophony of fantasy booking.

I’m not sure about Bron as a tag team guy. Just too intense to just be standing on the apron long enough to forget he’s there. 

[sek69]

5 hours ago, The Thread Killer said:

Good Lord, Lesnar is massive. He’s definitely exempt from the Wellness Policy, or he got himself a Testosterone exemption like Orton and Styles.

One thing he wasn't doing while he was away was leg day. His upper body is so huge it made his legs look practically Nash-esque. 

[The Thread Killer]

2 hours ago, sek69 said:

One thing he wasn't doing while he was away was leg day. His upper body is so huge it made his legs look practically Nash-esque. 

I also couldn’t help but notice that after about 90 seconds of physical exertion, Lesnar’s face turned red, he was sweating profusely, and he looked as if his blood pressure had skyrocketed to the point that steam was about to start blasting from his ears.

For the people who hate Brock Lesnar and don’t want him around, you may be in luck, because he looked like his heart is about to explode. Seriously, there were some eerie similarities between how Lesnar looked last night and how the Warrior looked the night of his Hall of Fame induction…and we all know how that worked out.

[C.S.]

40 minutes ago, The Thread Killer said:

I also couldn’t help but notice that after about 90 seconds of physical exertion, Lesnar’s face turned red, he was sweating profusely, and he looked as if his blood pressure had skyrocketed to the point that steam was about to start blasting from his ears.

For the people who hate Brock Lesnar and don’t want him around, you may be in luck, because he looked like his heart is about to explode. Seriously, there were some eerie similarities between how Lesnar looked last night and how the Warrior looked the night of his Hall of Fame induction…and we all know how that worked out.

So basically every Lesnar match?

He has always looked like a boiled lobster after a couple of minutes.

[The Thread Killer]

5 hours ago, C.S. said:

So basically every Lesnar match?

He has always looked like a boiled lobster after a couple of minutes.

Maybe, but you combine that with the insane amount of muscle he has packed on, his apparent lack of cardio (how could you have decent cardio at that size?) and his advancing age, and it all adds up to a recipe for…yikes.

As a friend of mine was saying, I don’t even know why the hell at his age and this stage in his life, Lesnar would even do that to himself? It’s not like he’s going to be wrestling enough to justify “getting into that kind of shape” and he reportedly doesn’t really care about the business anyhow. Aside from vanity, I can’t imagine why a person would put their body through that kind of abuse.

[El-P]

WWE getting triggered by a poor ESPN review is funny as fuck. 

Also :

 

Damn, that AJ Lee gif is brutal.