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Yeah, whoever laid this match out screwed up badly. The pacing has been terrible and I agree with you, as per usual Nia Jax has looked like shit.

Business has picked up since Tiffany Stratton showed up in this match. It was really soft and weak and pretty pathetic before that but she looks great, IMHO.

The whole gimmick of each new person that enters the cage going under the ring to bring some stupid prop with them is really tiresome. It’s just so cheesy.

Boy you can really tell that Nia Jax is worried about hurting somebody again because her offense and weapons shots are laughably soft. Those were some of the worst chair shots I have ever seen.

Apparently it’s Naomi’s birthday. EDIT: I was joking because she’s wearing that goofy hat, but apparently it really is her birthday. So there you go.

Ah, okay thanks. And Dakota Kai and Asuka are both out with knee injuries as well, right?

I have not been paying attention, how is it that Iyo Skye and Bayley are on the same team? I thought Iyo was one of the people that kicked Bayley out of her own stable?

That match didn’t really do anything for me either. And now it’s an Nia Jax match? I think not. I’m out of here.

That women’s tag match was…not so good. Mind you, I had no idea who the “Meta- Four” are, I have literally never seen them before. I hope Rollins/Reed is good, because this show is kinda dying on the vine here.

The opener was just okay. Felt like it never really kicked into second gear. Jacob Fatu is awesome. Can’t say I was expecting that finish.

This is actually a pretty decent card, on paper.

Testify.

True, I think that was two wives ago for DDP lol

It’s funny to see him and DDP sitting so close considering their history.

It’s almost like there’s some sort of bizarre competition or one-upmanship going on. It’s a race to see which Pro Wrestling organization will be the first to design a Championship Title Belt which is so big it begins directly under the chin and doesn’t stop until it touches the tips of the boots.

You can always count on Nia Jax to underdeliver, so I wasn’t at all surprised that match was shite. I also went into Priest/Balor with very low expectations, but I was actually surprised at how that match came across. It was hardly a classic, but I thought it wasn’t bad. And the right guy won.

This whole feud was executed pretty much flawlessly. Punk’s injury actually ended up helping the angle, not hurting it. Just great stuff.

Okay that ruled.

It only occurred to me that both shows were on the same night this morning when I was deciding what I was going to be watching this evening and realized that both were…HOLY SHIT PUNK BUSTED DREW WITH THE TOOLBOX

I think the early start time is because there is a UFC show tonight that starts at 10:00 PM?

YES! Blood in a cage match! Vince really is gone!

I’m watching the first episode and all I can say is that I could have lived a long, full and happy life without seeing Vince McMahon posing in a tiny banana hammock speedo. I kind of want to scrub my brain with a Brillo pad.

The ridiculously low attendance hasn’t helped them much either. On the few occasions I have flipped past Dynamite, it has definitely given me the exact exact same vibe that WCW gave when they were in their death throes. When you have 1,500 to 2,000 fans in a 18,000 seat arena, it really doesn’t matter how low you turn the lights or if you try and cram everybody into one section and film it so it looks like the place is full. It still sounds like the place is empty and looks totally bush league. Look at Grand Slam. First year: 20,000 fans - place is sold out. Second year: 13,800 Third year: 11,000 This year? They’re only set up for 5,700 seats and as of now, they’ve only sold 4,400. Even if they give away a ton of comps and “sell out?” To go from 20,000 to 5,700 (at best) in 4 years? That ain’t good, no matter how you spin it. That’s what insanely shitty booking buys you.

And here’s a picture of all the Pro Wrestling fans who are really excited about this news…