The Thread Killer

BOO BELAL MUHAMMED! Seriously, fuck that guy.

Oh yeah, that was a pretty good finish too. The Scorpion Death Drop on the steel into the running knee to the head.

He is absolutely not the drizzling shits. I have no issue with Nakamura winning here. Knight had the title since SummerSlam, which is a good reign. Nakamura pretty much had to win if they want people to take him seriously. I just hope they have something good planned for Knight now, like a good feud or something. He is way too popular with the fans to be shuffled down the card. Apparently he is still in the top 5 merchandise sellers in WWE.

He always looks like that when he does his entrance, though. One of the things I find hilarious about him, is he’s one of those guys that acts pretty much the exact same if he’s a heel or a babyface. There is literally zero personality change.

Nakamura’s new look is badass. I don’t know why it took them so long to figure out how to book him properly but ever since he attacked Seth Rollins, he has been doing some great work. Especially the promo packages. I’m just conflicted because I don’t want him to beat LA Knight. But I really hope this match delivers.

I’m holding out hope for the Men’s War Games based on who is involved (well, except Tonga Loa) and the fact that the last He’ll in a Cell match they had was epic and not a lot of goofy cartoon plunder. I know they can do it. I just hope they do.

Thank gawd that’s over. That was a whole lot of not good.

Thanks brother.

Yeah, whoever laid this match out screwed up badly. The pacing has been terrible and I agree with you, as per usual Nia Jax has looked like shit.

Business has picked up since Tiffany Stratton showed up in this match. It was really soft and weak and pretty pathetic before that but she looks great, IMHO.

The whole gimmick of each new person that enters the cage going under the ring to bring some stupid prop with them is really tiresome. It’s just so cheesy.

Boy you can really tell that Nia Jax is worried about hurting somebody again because her offense and weapons shots are laughably soft. Those were some of the worst chair shots I have ever seen.

Apparently it’s Naomi’s birthday. EDIT: I was joking because she’s wearing that goofy hat, but apparently it really is her birthday. So there you go.

Ah, okay thanks. And Dakota Kai and Asuka are both out with knee injuries as well, right?

I have not been paying attention, how is it that Iyo Skye and Bayley are on the same team? I thought Iyo was one of the people that kicked Bayley out of her own stable?

That match didn’t really do anything for me either. And now it’s an Nia Jax match? I think not. I’m out of here.

That women’s tag match was…not so good. Mind you, I had no idea who the “Meta- Four” are, I have literally never seen them before. I hope Rollins/Reed is good, because this show is kinda dying on the vine here.

The opener was just okay. Felt like it never really kicked into second gear. Jacob Fatu is awesome. Can’t say I was expecting that finish.

This is actually a pretty decent card, on paper.

Testify.

True, I think that was two wives ago for DDP lol

It’s funny to see him and DDP sitting so close considering their history.

It’s almost like there’s some sort of bizarre competition or one-upmanship going on. It’s a race to see which Pro Wrestling organization will be the first to design a Championship Title Belt which is so big it begins directly under the chin and doesn’t stop until it touches the tips of the boots.

You can always count on Nia Jax to underdeliver, so I wasn’t at all surprised that match was shite. I also went into Priest/Balor with very low expectations, but I was actually surprised at how that match came across. It was hardly a classic, but I thought it wasn’t bad. And the right guy won.