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Taker as shit-talking Jason Vorhees rules.

I can't help but think this is all the shit Matt wanted to do but Vince didn't understand.

This match is when your redneck cousin finally has enough of his stepdad and start a brawl at the family cookout.

This is balls out insane and I'm 100% here for it.

Roman has apparently been sent to the Phantom Zone where no one remembers he ever existed.

That was like watching two 6 year olds spam buttons on WCW vs NWO Revenge

Goldberg having a Wrestlemania match in 2020 at the WWE training facility would blow the mind of 1998 me.

That promo for Total Bellas makes me question why Bryan was working with a pregnant wife and a young kid at home.

I will give Owens credit for keeping continuity with the KO Mania IV shirt.

Doing a ladder match in front of no people will probably end up being the dumbest thing on either night,

In a well booked company, the Becky stuff would be leading to Ronda being the final boss to avenge her loss. In WWE, she'll probably end up losing in a fluke to some rando on a throwaway B show with no build and be forgotten about the next week.

So I'm wondering how JBL got to Orlando for this. IIRC he still lives in Bermuda, so unless he got stuck somewhere in the US when this all first went down, it's eyebrow raising that he somehow got here.

I'm a Steeler fan so I hate all things Patriots by law, but I can't deny Gronk is fitting in nicely with what WWE wants from these roles.

Gronk is surprisingly really good at the host thing.

Having the Cenabot 5000 be the go home segment for CovidMania is certainly the most on-brand WWE thing to do at the moment.

True, but if that's what happened it makes Hunter look like a pretty big doofus for promising a creative way out and then delivering nothing. A non sociopath-run company would have taken a moment to ponder one of their top executives promised something so maybe we probably shouldn't come off looking like we don't give a fuck about that.

So either Hunter was trolling or he got "plans changed'd. Either way underscores how little the company cares about false advertising.

Apparently the "creative way" was just to have Cole announce the new match. Totally worth all the false advertising (which is actually relevant since they're pushing this as PPV for the first time since the Network launched).

Lumis's whole look is just...wow. From the molester mustache, ,to the tattoos that look like they're covering up something bad to the point his one arm looks like a redacted FOIA request, to the "just came back from a rally that involved tiki torches" haircut, he's like someone just made a Frankenstein of creepy parts with no idea what to do with it.

I have my doubts about the Brawl for All episode, considering JR might be involved based on him being on the Benoit episode. I just hope that it doesn't turn into an hour of him denying it was designed to get Dr. Death over and/or he was super salty when Doc got beat.

Having it be the finals of the TV title tournament wouldn't be the worst idea. A big win in what would probably be a great match would make the title mean something right out of the box and cement Darby as a top guy.

Can't believe NXT is going to try to make Samuel Shaw...er Dexter Lumis.... a thing. I did chuckle for his theme being a not-even-trying-to-hide ripoff of the Stranger Things theme.

Him jumping out of his Jacuzzi deal to reveal he was wearing dress pants got a legit LOL from me. This no-crowd era really exposes how overproduced WWE style is (if it wasn't already) Their shows look like actors rehearsing their lines and hitting their places, and AEW comes off as a bunch of dudes improving shit. Makes the show come off much more organic feeling.

His boy Frank Shamrock posted a video of Mauro supporting other bipolar folks on his Twitter the other day, it appears that he's strictly following the self isolation procedure.

I've loving the Brodie McMahon gimmck, and you know he has to love sticking it to the guy who saw nothing in him because he couldn't do a southern accent.