C.S.

Well, Baron's thing was more railing against the ROH-type wrestlers and fans. Sami's gimmick is different IMO.

Nah, Sami's gimmick seems to be railing against the Twitter and message board geek fans (present company excepted, of course, lol) for being too critical and thinking they're more important than they are. He's not entirely wrong, you know.

WTF is Sami going on about? LOL. This is some great trolling.

Pet peeve: I hate it when a returning wrestler loses his first match back. Yeah, it was a title match and will probably lead to another, but still...

If he loses and gets elevated to the main event picture, it could work. (Not that I really want that, but he never did get a real shot at it after that heartbreaking injury, so fair is only fair...)

Corrected that for ya...

MOJO DeNIRO!

We don't, but the shirt is similar to the ones Bray has worn.

Because nobody cares about either of these makeshift teams. They're all better off as singles.

1980s/early '90s-style window box promo for Roode and Gable, and heel turn (?) out of nowhere.

How did they spoil it? What did I miss?

So, where does this lead? Does Cena come out next week to defend Angle's honor against Lars?

Kofi is losing to the Day Dimmer (terrible new nickname I created for Seth), isn't he?

The main event sure as hell would've. I know I liked it, but I don't actually know if it was any good or if we watched a classic match. I'm too damn tired to figure it out.

I kinda like the finish. Winning it out of nowhere, by the skin of her teeth, kinda fits the underdog Becky Lynch character. She was never, ever going to make Ronda tap out. Did it feel sudden and WTF-ish at the time it happened? A bit. But it works. And it doesn't matter one bit anyway. Becky won, held two title belts in the air, and had her "WrestleMania moment" in a genuinely historic main event.

That finish came out of nowhere!

Kairi Sane, Brian Kendrick, and PCO to main event next year's WM confirmed.

A Big Dave win would almost redeem this...almost.

I zoned out for most of this. This really did not need to be a self-masturbatory "epic."

I could see Angle-Corbin and Demon-Lashley being short and sweet. Would anyone be disappointed if the Finn match was eliminated entirely for time?

That was NASTY!

Anyone else wish Kumail Nanjiani was in the battle royal instead? Unlike Che and Jost, he's actually funny.

Big Dave just Ultimo Dragoned himself.

What the hell was that Babe Ruth shit? What significance am I missing? I love the hell out of baseball movies - including "Pride of the Yankees" in which Babe played himself in a supporting role - but I don't know much about actual baseball.

The Doctor of Thuganomics gimmick hasn't aged well.