C.S.

Haha. I guess now is not the time to admit I also find Naomi incredibly attractive? Hell, while I'm at it, let's add Becky Lynch and Stephanie McMahon to that list. Did Paige have work done on her lips?

My apologies, Mr. Aldis.

Look at Mickie! Nick Aldis is a very lucky man.

Joe is terrible and has been for years. We still see brief sparks from him (his last match with AJ was awesome), but he's a sluggish sloth 99% of the time.

This match is proof that Smackdown is and always will be a second-class citizen. It warrants the Cell far more than Roman-Strowman, so of course that match gets it instead. Plus, has a Smackdown World Title match ever closed the show when the worthless, useless, Raw Universal title was also being defended?

Terrible match - sorry, you know it's true - but I'm glad Becky won.

You've pretty much hit the nail on the head.

Weird finish, and why on earth would the ref hesitate to count the pin? Not a great match, but definitely a few memorable moments.

Orton's bizarre, exaggerated facials make John Tatum look subtle.

*Winces*

I guess I'm just sick of the WWE formula BS of pulling ladders and tables from under the ring. It's no longer special - if it ever was.

This match is a dreadful bore so far.

I like the red cell.

Same here. Just pure fun.

Fun pre-show match. Wish Rusev Day had won, but that team/alliance doesn't seem long for the world.

So fucking stupid to interrupt one match with...an ad for another match.

Is it just me or do they sort of look like twins or mirror images?

I love the table in the OP. How did you do that, KawadaSmile?

Pretty sure Michaels recently said he wouldn't want to wrestle an AJ type because expectations would be too high and he can no longer have the kind of match fans would be expecting. Whereas, with one of his old veteran buddies, they can work smart and hide their deficiencies by telling a good story.

Unpopular opinion: I would've approached Bischoff's table (especially if it was empty and therefore more convenient for me) and wouldn't have bothered with Dave/Bryan. This is not meant to be a knock against them - I respect their work - I guess I just don't see the big deal in getting a sheet writer's autograph. (Granted, I think autographs in general are pretty stupid and pointless, but for the sake of this hypothetical, we'll pretend I care about them.) I don't believe the HBK rumors, BTW. Maybe I'm wrong, but all of this (IMO) is simply to give an HHH-Taker match a reason to exist in 2018.

El-P will be...

Apparently, there was heat between Aldis and Jarrett...

The Miz face turn was the shits, but that's because they did it several years too late and with the worst possible foil in a heatless ADR. I contend that if they had done it right after he lost the World Title, with that smug jock-ass Alex Riley turning on Miz, it would've worked out. Before you argue that Riley wasn't exactly a ball of fire, well, that's true - but remember, Miz had everyone thinking Damien Sandow was something special, and look how that turned out the minute Sandow went to TNA without any character, personality, or WWE bag o' tricks and was completely exposed as average in every way.

Bryan's return was botched from the jump. No one wanted him in a heatless tag match with Shane McMahon against KO and SZ. Then there was the Cass feud... But it's possible, I guess, that they're trying to make lightning strike twice by presenting him as an underused underdog again.

I actually have seen that, but only once and it's been many years.