C.S.

Question: If Heath Slater and Mike Kanellis were in the Rumble at the same time, would anyone be able to tell them apart?

I'm half-asleep, and it's the middle of the day.

Is it just me or did that Karl Anderson kick connect a little too well on Bryan?

This match just needed three rings and Jim Powers to be totally complete. Don't forget about...THE YE-TAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

More doesn't equal better. So many inconsequential jabronis in this thing.

LOL @ Tony Nese

Holy shit! Fucking HORNSWOGGLE with the biggest pop of the night!!!

YOKOZUNA'S SON!!!* *Just like Big Show was Andre's son

This can't be two-minute intervals...

Shit match, but creative finish.

Far from a great match, but the best match on this show.

Am I the only person from the States in this thread?

Bullshit finish. I kinda get it, but that doesn't mean I like it.

Both matches have been brutally disappointing.

Nakamura's Virgil gear is awful.

I care more about El-P's posts on France than anything that's happened on this show so far.

If/when I ever go, I'll have to get recommendations from you from where to go to avoid the tourist traps. Same here. This has been a fun house show, but that's about it.

I'm calling it right now: One of these Saudi wrestlers is winning the Greatest Royal Rumble.

I've heard that. Are they assholes to each other too, or just tourists? Make France Great Again!

Yikes! Yeah, Macron sounds awful. Is France as nice as it seems? I've always wanted to go there. I knew better, but I was really hoping Finn would stage his own little protest by wearing the rainbow gear.

BOOOOO!!! Finn sold out!

I WANT RAINBOW DEMON!!!

That's pretty hateable. Are you from France? Educate us on what's so bad about him. Everyone in the U.S. seems to think he's charming, at least compared to...well, a certain WWE Hall of Famer.

I know it will never happen, but I'd love for a masked wrestler to win the Rumble and then unmask as Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, Bayley, Charlotte, Alexa, whoever. (But not Asuka - that would be a terrible idea!)

As weird as the show has been, this thread has been equally as weird - Macron getting bashed (I thought most people liked him?) and Kim Jong Un getting praised.