C.S.

Cena vs. Orton is a greatest hits rehash, sure, but it damn sure felt like a big deal when Orton snuck up from behind and RKO'd Cena out of nowhere. I wonder if the plan is for Cody to disappear until SummerSlam. Probably not the worst idea in the world. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that.

Where the FUCK was The CROCK? He puts all of this into motion and then can't even be bothered to show up for the payoff? Guess that explains why Travis Scott (WHO???) was there last month.

Did Austin drive into a fan or something?

Some of the best wrestlers ever have been scumbags with an intuitive grasp of wrestling.

HUGE difference between Miz on a random episode of Main Event and Randy Orton at WrestleMania. With that said, yeah, I wish Hendry had gotten more and wasn't just presented as a smiley posing meme in wrestler form.

Was the second RKO really necessary?

SAY HIS NAME

What can be done to freshen up Priest? Just as his World Title reign last year was finally beginning to gain a sliver of momentum, he lost to GUNTHER, and he hasn't really been interesting since then.

Prediction: Cena beats Cody after Rock throws salt in Cody's eyes. Cena challenges Punk. Punk accepts with Cody's blessing, wins title.

Damn "Bizarro World" Canadian Vegas fans.

Is "cockroach" some kind of slur I'm not aware of?

For as shitty as this show has been, one thing I'll say for it is that the pacing has been fantastic. I can't believe it's time for the main event already.

Right person won! It's time do something else - anything else - with Charlotte.

This is how Naomi-Jade should have begun - an intense brawl.

He looks ginger now.

I don't have that option on Peacock /s

HAKU!

How did you turn off the announcing?

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Not just you. I was thinking the same thing. I wonder if it's an issue with the acoustics of the venue.

LOL. This might be an overreach though. New Day had nowhere else to go as babyfaces. Their act was stale. This is the most interesting they've been in ages. War Raiders are fun in the ring, but no one gives a fuck about them as an act.

New Day vs. War Raiders is already better than the opener, and we're only a minute in.

It's not negative if it's truthful. Such as:

GUNTHER tapping out to that weak bullshit so quickly made no sense. Awful match.

The opener is a bore with glacial pacing and zero chemistry thus far.