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  1. The first non-Spike/Tazz three-star match from WWF in January. Austin's pissed about Angle attacking him backstage last week at Smackdown! so he immediately runs into the ring & starts throwing hands. Angle's able to gain control after countering Austin running the ropes into a belly-to-belly suplex. Austin makes his babyface comeback & Angle starts getting super cowardly. He brings a chair into the match, they tease an Austin disqualification, shenanigans happen, ref bump, blah blah. You know, the usual. Angle hits an Angle Slam, but Austin gets a foot on the rope before the three-count. Angle doesn't notice, thinks he won, and comes off like a complete idiot celebrating & whatnot. He gets hit with a surprise Stunner & SCSA is victorious. I'm re-reading my review, and I came off a lot more negative than I intended to. The shenanigans are fairly inoffensive. (Earl Hebner is still annoying as hell, though). The work is good. Just a fun little television match. Rating: ***
  2. Very good opener, and the first match of the Round Robin Challenge between Daniels, Dragon & Low Ki. The opening exchanges are just perfunctory, feeling-out sequences. Nothing particularly memorable, but nothing bad. The match becomes more compelling once Daniels starts isolating the neck of Dragon. The commentary is selling how huge a deal this is since Daniels' finisher is neck-based. Dragon does an excellent job selling the neck, and there's multiple moments in the match where he's unable to create offense because of the neck. Curiously enough, he decides to hit a diving headbutt, but besides that oversight he was very good at incorporating the injured neck into the story of the match. Dragon fails to hold the bridge during the Cattle Mutilation because of the neck & Daniels reverses it into a Crossface for the submission victory. Daniels never even teases the Angel's Wings, but he wrenches viciously on the neck of Dragon in that Crossface, so that ruled. They understandably don't go all-out since both are wrestling again this evening, but both guys worked hard and produced a good, well-paced match. Rating: ***½
  3. Well ... would you look at that - today is also April 27th. Huh. There's not much for me to say about this match, but it's one that ultimately disappointed me on re-watch. Everything Styles & Ki do is crisp, tight, stiff, and incredibly innovative & beyond aesthetically pleasing to watch ... but there's nothing for me to sink my teeth into & become emotionally invested in. The transitions feel random and this felt nothing more than a basic your turn-my turn type of match, which is fine, but I usually expect much more from these two. Rating: ***
  4. This is the second match of the Round Robin Challenge. Ki is, as usual, vicious & beats the hell out of Daniels in the beginning. He targets the head with those nasty kicks of his to set-up for the Ki Krusher. Daniels' is simply overmatched when it comes to dealing with Ki -- his wiliness & experience edge all come short when matching up with Ki's brutality. Not only that, but Ki's fresher since this is his first match of the night. Daniels' falls back on the neck work to soften up Ki for the Angel's Wings, but it's not as effective as it was on Dragon. He's slowing the pace down to conserve energy, but the prior wear-and-tear is leaking into his offense & lessening the impact of his moves. The Angels' Wings fail to keep Ki down & Ki catches him in the Dragon Clutch for the submission victory. A tad below the Daniels vs. Dragon match, but still quite good. Rating: ***¼
  5. I'm not as high on this as the general consensus seems to be. A very good exhibition hoss match, but lacked the hook/drama of a great one. I thought Dickinson conveyed the attrition of the match superbly. The visuals in the final minute were stunning, too. ***½
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    To clarify, I'm not expecting 2000's KENTA. He's at a different stage of his career, mentally and physically. I think it's completely fair to give him time to re-acclimate to Japanese wrestling and shake off whatever ring rust he developed in WWE. That being said, booking him as one of the top contenders of the tournament seems hasty when he's unable to perform like one. I'm probably in the minority on that one, though. Most seem satisfied with his performance thus far. *shrugs*
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    A lot more athletic, explosive, and insolent. Re: Okada - I mostly agree. I'm not his biggest fan, either. I just give credit when it's due, and I thought his contributions prevented that KENTA match from completely failing.
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    My top-ten matches through the first ten days: Jon Moxley vs. Tomohiro Ishii (****1/2) Will Ospreay vs. Kota Ibushi (****1/4) Shingo Takagi vs. Jon Moxley (****) Jay White vs. Tomohiro Ishii (****) Tomohiro Ishii vs. Juice Robinson (***3/4) Jeff Cobb vs. Tomohiro Ishii (***3/4) Jay White vs. Shingo Takagi (***3/4) Lance Archer vs. Kota Ibushi (***1/2) Shingo Takagi vs. Juice Robinson (***1/2) Lance Archer vs. Will Ospreay (***1/2) B-Block >>>> A-Block so far.
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    G1 CLIMAX 29 - DAY 10 #1. Toru Yano [4] vs. Hirooki Goto [2] Skipped. #2. Tomohiro Ishii [4] vs. Juice Robinson [6] I love this shit, man. A physical, hard-hitting, war of attrition. Some of their fighting spirit segments had me popping out of my chair. Trim some of the excess sequences, and this is a great match. ***¾ #3. Taichi [4] vs. Jeff Cobb [2] Taichi manages to extract a more fiery side out of Cobb here, so that was a welcome surprise. Some decent back-and-forth sequences. All in all -- an average match. **½ #4. Jay White [2] vs. Shingo Takagi [4] Almost a great match, but they needed to shave a minute or two, and the transition into White’s finishing flurry isn’t as smooth as it could’ve been. Shingo, like Ishii, proves himself to be a compelling foil next to White. ***¾ #5. Jon Moxley [8] vs. Tetsuya Naito [4] These two had psychological chemistry, but not much of a physical one. Naito’s antics and trolling made me chuckle. A re-match is worth exploring now that they’ve developed a feel for each other in the ring. Their personalities and charisma harmonize wonderfully. **¾
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    G1 CLIMAX 29 - DAY 9 #1. Lance Archer [4] v. Kota Ibushi [4] This was smartly, efficiently worked. It lasted about as long as it should. There was very little downtime. Ibushi’s sold and bumped like a mad-man. Archer was an all-around compelling performer. I loved the no-sell on the first Kamigoye, and how he drops like a sack of potatoes on the second one from Ibushi without the kneepad. Good, compact match. ***½ #2. Bad Luck Fale [2] vs. Will Ospreay [2] Admirable effort from Ospreay to try and salvage this, but overcoming the roadblocks inherent with Fale’s matches are a tough task for anyone, and this match unfortunately threw every obstacle in the book at him. From constant interferences, to lackluster effort from Fale himself, to referee bumps, there’s just no way this was going to be a watchable match. *¾ #3. Zack Sabre Jr. [2] vs. EVIL [4] #4. SANADA [2] vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi [4] I’m reviewing these two together because they both consist of the same flaws: undramatic matches that lack a hook/narrative, lack of (compelling) chemistry between the two performers, and poor pacing due to unnecessarily long runtimes. ** #5. KENTA [8] vs. Kazuchika Okada [8] This isn’t bad, but the disconnect in KENTA’s presentation and his actual performance is so jarring that it negatively overshadows all of his matches. He’s booked as a big-time threat in the tournament, but he just looks …. washed. There’s no explosiveness or pop in any of his moves (including his strikes). Sure, they’re stiff, but they lack the intensity that made him such an infamous and captivating striker. The palm strikes he delivers towards the end of the match are actually the first time his strikes felt like they had some semblance of dramatic weight behind them. His trademark disrespect towards his opponents feels forced. Yet he’s consistently booked like one of the top wrestlers in the company, and a legitimate threat to win the whole damn tournament. Those realities simply do no exist harmoniously, and that's reflected by the sterility and heatlessness of his matches. Stray Observations: There’s little room for error when you’re going thirty minutes with the corpse of KENTA, and Okada’s selling was critical to holding this match together. The match is obviously flawed, for reasons laid out above, but it’s not the abject failure it could’ve been had it not been for Okada. Credit where credit’s due. **¾
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    G1 CLIMAX 29 - DAY 8 #1. Toru Yano [4] vs. Juice Robinson [4] Unfunny garbage. * #2. Taichi [2] vs. Hirooki Goto [2] Goto tries to replicate the structure and drama of Shingo’s match with Taichi, and he fails miserably. *¼ #3. Shingo Takagi [4] vs. Jon Moxley [6] This is a great technical/brawling fusion style match that works due to Moxley’s compelling limbwork/control segments, Shingo’s inspired selling, and the sense of urgency conveyed by both competitors. Most importantly, the match never overstays its welcome and every minute of it feels efficiently utilized. **** #4. Jay White [0] vs. Jeff Cobb [2] Strong effort from White here, but he’s not quite good enough to carry Cobb to a genuinely good match. **¾ #5. Tetsuya Naito [4] vs. Tomohiro Ishii [4] This was a tad too spotty for my tastes, and I felt some of the no-sell segments didn’t work, but it was mostly a solid back-and-forth between two wrestlers with chemistry and history buoyed by an awesome, awesome crowd. ***
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    G1 CLIMAX 29 - DAY 7 #1. Bad Luck Fale [2] vs. Zack Sabre Jr. [0] This is cleverly booked and a brisk watch. Worth watching? Probably not, but it’s short, and ZSJ climbing on top of Fale is kind of funny. **½ #2. Lance Archer [4] vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi [2] Archer has miraculously become a decent singles match-up after seemingly going through a mid-life crisis and turning goth. WATTBA. *** #3. EVIL [4] vs. KENTA [6] There’s some interesting sequences/character-work here, but the pacing in these KENTA matches have been problematic, to say the least. This is his best match yet, but there’s a lifelessness to his matches that make them a chore to watch, and the sluggish pace he’s worked at doesn’t help. He’s lost so much of his in-ring charisma since leaving WWE. Sad. **¾ #4. SANADA [2] vs. Kota Ibushi [2] Extremely athletic, unusually paced, and wrestled with a complete lack of urgency - also known as the SANADA formula. ** #5. Will Ospreay [2] vs. Kazuchika Okada [6] This was a spirited back-and-forth. There was nothing about this match that screamed great to me outside of the technical execution of the spots and sequences - which was damn near flawless. The storytelling was fairly basic, if not uninspired. Neither wrestler has a standout performance. The finishing run is fun, but I’ve seen much better. A good match for sure -- almost a really good one -- but is this even better than Ospreay's match with Archer? Or even Juice's match with Shingo? (Which is probably a better comparison since this match was of a similar mold). I wouldn't say so. ***¼
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    G1 CLIMAX 29 - DAY 6 #1. Taichi (with Miho) [2] vs. Shingo Takagi [2] Good, heated, back-and-forth match. Excise the Taichi control segment in the beginning, and this could’ve been even better. ***¼ #2. Jeff Cobb [0] vs. Juice Robinson [4] Juice dominating this match is an… interesting choice. I get it, though. He’s on a roll at the moment, and Cobb has been struggling. It’s an understandable story to tell. I’m just not entirely sure that dynamic worked as intended, and if the silence in Korakuen Hall is any indication, then it didn’t work at all. **¼ #3. Jay White [0] vs. Toru Yano [2] LOOOOOOOOOOOL. *** #4. Tetsuya Naito [0] vs. Hirooki Goto [2] Goto’s awful selling overshadows anything good that happens in this match. Disappointing. *¾ #5. Jon Moxley [4] vs. Tomohiro Ishii [4] Well, this fucking ruled. Ishii working a pseudo-hardcore match was a blast to watch. Moxley returned the favor by compellingly standing toe-to-toe with Ishii in the strong style sequences at the end. This was every bit the violent affair it needed to be, and was colored heavily by both wrestler’s styles in such a cohesive manner that it gave this a unique flavor you don’t typically see from New Japan main events. ****½
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    G1 CLIMAX 29 - DAY 5 #1. Lance Archer [4] vs. KENTA [4] KENTA’s completely uninteresting underneath, so this match doesn’t work at all. His bumps have no pop. He’s not a particularly compelling seller here. His comeback sequences are lethargic. Archer’s performance so far has been a pleasant surprise, though. ** #2. SANADA [2] vs. EVIL [2] This was sinfully boring up until the final stretch, when they finally decide to convey some intensity and urgency, but they had already lost me by then. The inter-stable dynamic was there, but sadly, wasn’t taken full advantage of. ** #3. Bad Luck Fale [2] vs. Kazuchika Okada [4] Yawn. *½ #4. Zack Sabre Jr. [0] vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi [0] Tanahashi outclassing ZSJ at his own game is a story that didn’t entirely connect with me. Especially with how awkward and mechanical Tanahashi was going hold-for-hold with ZSJ. He looked out of his depth. Not a terrible match by any means -- and we get another great, petulant ZSJ performance -- but one that felt poorly conceived. **¼ #5. Will Ospreay [2] vs. Kota Ibushi [0] I wasn’t confident these two could pull off a long-form match based around their injuries, but they executed it much better than I expected them to. The selling wasn’t perfect -- they mostly ignored the accumulated damage in the final few minutes -- but it was good enough to believably sell the viewer that their injuries were hampering them, and I really liked how they went about incorporating them in a manner that wasn’t heavy-handed. I was also skeptical of the slow start, but they steadily increased the tempo as the match progressed, and it worked - especially in conjunction with the way they escalated the offense and transitioned from working holds to hitting bombs. Great match. ****¼
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    G1 CLIMAX 29 - DAY 4 #1. Shingo Takagi [0] vs. Toru Yano [2] Another exercise in masochism. * #2. Hirooki Goto [2] vs. Juice Robinson [2] Similar to Juice’s match with Shingo -- in that it’s competitive, well-worked, and both performers click well -- but lacked the second gear and drama of said match. *** #3. Jon Moxley [2] vs. Jeff Cobb [0] About an average match up until the abrupt, deflating finish. Moxley’s arm-work was solid, and Cobb sold it nicely, but the chemistry was lacking at times and the deliberate pacing was a misfire. **¼ #4. Jay White (with Gedo) [0] vs. Tomohiro Ishii [2] These two work well together because it’s satisfying to watch a genuine prick like White get his comeuppance and get knocked around by Ishii’s smash-mouth offense, and Ishii is so compelling underneath that he elevates White’s, at times, unpolished control segments. Great match. **** I couldn't even muster the courage to watch a twenty minute Taichi match, so I skipped the ME.
  16. Calvin

    AEW Fight For The Fallen

    Didn't care much for this show. Three-way tag was the MOTN, and that was *** at best, to me. Page/Sabian felt like a complete miscalculation on AEW's part. CIMA/Omega didn't do much for me. Mixed feelings on the ME. Loved aspects of it, but went too long. Crowd was gassed. Matt Jackson FIP segment should've been cut. Finish was blah. Not a bad match, but you can clearly see a good match laid out there, so it's disappointing that they missed the mark.
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    G1 CLIMAX 29 - DAY 3 #1. Bad Luck Fale (with Jado) [2] vs. Lance Archer [2] A serviceable slugfest that’s occasionally punctuated with awesome, well-executed big-man spots. Not something I’d call good, but not bad at all. **½ #2. SANADA [2] vs. Will Ospreay [0] Weird match; didn’t click with me at all. There’s a lot of downtime in between sequences that aren’t filled effectively. The stop/start pacing doesn’t work, as a result. Ospreay’s constant posing after every move needs to fucking go. SANADA needs to polish up his end-game offense. He’s too much of a one-trick pony in that department to deliver truly compelling finishing sequences. As for the positives, the athleticism in this match is off-the-charts and wildly entertaining. I thought the sloppiness didn’t hurt this at all, and gave some of the spots a sense of struggle. Now that they’ve felt each other out and developed some chemistry, I wouldn’t be entirely shocked to see a better match down the line if they’re ever matched up again. **¾ #3. Zack Sabre Jr. [0] vs. Kazuchika Okada [2] Okada is as bland as ever here. He’s just kind of there. His offense isn’t particularly interesting. His bumping and selling feel sterile. How bad was that spinning Rainmaker? ZSJ completely saves this match, though. Great neck selling (that fucking Tombstone from Okada, holy shit), great submission spots. I enjoyed the story; ZSJ is unable to whittle down a specific limb/body part, so he takes the shotgun approach and targets everything, but it ends up failing badly at the end. Such a shame that Okada decided to take the night off. This could've been so much better. *** #4. EVIL [0] vs. Kota Ibushi [0] Ibushi adjusting to his ankle injury by becoming somewhat of a smash-mouth brawler has me intrigued. His selling is on-point (!!) -- he moves slower, and his athletic spots lack their usual springiness and explosion. EVIL was alright; he’s another one who has trouble filling longer matches with compelling content, but at least he turned it up a notch at the end. ***¼ #5. KENTA [2] vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi [0] This was better than KENTA’s match with Ibushi, but that’s not saying much. KENTA looked less lost and gassed. His strikes are still stiff and violent, but he’s using them as a crutch, and it’s not working. Tanahashi is just there. At least he didn’t get squashed and the match was somewhat competitive. The match stayed at the same flat tempo the entire time and never kicks into the next gear. Another major swing and a miss. **
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    #1. Shingo Takagi [0] vs. Juice Robinson [0] Strong back-and-forth match. Shingo eats the pin, but he builds some equity as a heavyweight, so it's not a total loss for him. Juice bumps and sells his ass off for him, and does everything in his power to portray Shingo as a serious threat. ***½ #2. Taichi (with Miho) [0] vs. Jon Moxley [0] I see Taichi is as terrible as ever. Moxley tries hard and is able to carry him to an average match. **½ #3. Tetsuya Naito [0] vs. Toru Yano [0] Predictable, skippable hokum. Yano’s yearly G1 escapades continue in the most hackneyed fashion imaginable. These matches would be somewhat enjoyable if he was actually funny. * #4. Jeff Cobb [0] vs. Tomohiro Ishii [0] Cobb is kind of clueless when he’s in control, isn’t he? He’s engaging in those back-and-forth test of strength spots and impressing the crowd with his showy power, but when he’s telling Ishii to get up, it kind of feels like a meta moment where he’s secretly begging Ishii to get up as quickly as possible and lead him to the next spot in the match because he doesn’t know what to do. Luckily for him, that’s exactly what happens. Ishii is a true ring general here and directs this match beautifully. He realizes he can’t do extended selling segments here -- even though the impact of Cobb’s moves call for them -- and smoothly shifts into a fun heavyweight spotfest instead, playing into Cobb’s strengths. ***¾ #5. Jay White [0] vs. Hirooki Goto [0] Good match, nothing special. White continues to grow into the heel role, but the imperfections are still there. Goto fights compellingly from underneath and delivers hard-hitting offense. His flurry of combos to at the end fucking ruled. The announcers sell his "new and improved" angle by reading off a list of tropes that applies to every "new and improved" athlete in the history of professional sports. "He's been training hard." "He's been training with [insert retired wrestler]." And, my favorite, "he just got back to the basics." This has to be an annual gimmick for Goto, right? Bi-annual, at the very least. ***
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    NJPW G1 Climax 2019

    G1 CLIMAX 29 - DAY 1 #1. Lance Archer [0] vs. Will Ospreay [0] Even these two doofuses can’t fuck up the simplistic structure of a David vs. Goliath match. I can nitpick some aspects of this that were ill-conceived, but the positives significantly outweigh the negatives here. This was a genuinely fun match fought with energy, urgency, and creativity. ***½ #2. EVIL [0] vs. Bad Luck Fale [0] There’s nothing remarkable about this. Just your average Bad Luck Fale match. So long as whoever’s facing him has his working boots on -- and EVIL certainly had them laced up -- these matches should at least be watchable. **½ #3. Zack Sabre Jr. [0] vs. SANADA [0] Firstly, I prefer grappling that’s rough on the edges and conveys a sense of struggle, and this was too cooperative for my tastes. Secondly, SANADA stymieing ZSJ and escaping his holds, not with skill, but with superior athleticism was actually an interesting story that wasn’t executed as well as it could’ve been. Thirdly, I get the impression they started running out of ideas at the end, and that gives me the sense that the match was a touch too long. SANADA constantly attempting to apply the Skull’s End with ZSJ constantly countering it wasn’t exactly the most compelling finishing run. There’s some great individual moments here, but it just doesn’t come together as a whole. Disappointing match. **¾ #4. KENTA [0] vs. Kota Ibushi [0] This was bad. KENTA looks washed, out of shape, and old. Ibushi was presented like a pseudo-jobber out of his depth. KENTA’s methodical beatdown of Ibushi sucked. I’m a huge fan of KENTA beating the shit out of his opponents, but his control segments here were surprisingly lifeless. This had some heat, but it felt forced … like the crowd was cheering because it’s these two, and not because the match was actually good. There’s very little I liked about this outside of some of the striking segments. Ibushi’s selling was really good, too, but not good enough to save this from KENTA’s uninspired performance and the awkward match construction. *¾ #5. Hiroshi Tanahashi [0] vs. Kazuchika Okada [0] A concise, well-paced match that touches on all the highlights of their past epics, but doesn’t strive to replicate them. There's a slight lack of drama that takes this down a notch, though. At no point did Tanahashi believably present himself as a threat to defeat Okada. ***¼
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    [2000-05-18-JWP] Dynamite Kansai vs Azumi Hyuga

    Hyuga tries to burst down Kansai with high-impact/aerial moves, but seems to lack the stamina to sustain that type of offense nor does she have the toughness to take a prolonged beating from the bigger Kansai. She becomes more reliant on her dexterity towards the finishing run to avoid Kansai’s attacks, but she ends up getting caught in the Splash Mountain for the finish. These are my favorite types of matches -- matches that can tell a compelling story in a compact, efficient manner without ever feeling protracted. Stray Observations: Kansai nails a head-kick that I thought legitimately KO’d Hyuga. The thud from the impact was loud, and it wasn’t the thigh-slapping variant, either. Hyuga perked right back up, though. Rating: ****
  21. This devolved from a slick maestro-style showcase in the first fall to a plodding brawl for the last two falls. Yuck.
  22. I loved this. It’s fitting that CIMA’s here because this felt like a Toryumon-style trios match dressed in lucha libre rules and presentation. Stray Observations: Black Dragon hits a tope over the goddamn ringpost, and Ramirez follows it up with a tope in the crowd! Good shit. I’ve never seen anyone fall forward to lock-in the Surfboard, but Calo does it here on CIMA. Rating: ***½
  23. Good TV match. Benoit’s arrogance leads him to underestimating The Rock’s movepool (he pulls out a Fujiwara armbar!), and he taps to the most scuffed Figure-Four I’ve ever seen. Stephanie McMahon distracts the referee as Benoit is tapping, and Triple H pulls him to the ropes to break the hold. The match inevitably ends with Benoit winning as the heels screw The Rock once again. Both men are strongly protected leading into Judgment Day. Rating: ***
  24. Fun match. I watched this a week ago, so the exact details are blurry, but I remember this having a nice blend of different styles -- from comedy, to brawling, to guys like del Norte and Zumbido flying around and showcasing their athleticism. Santo and Panther going at it again has me super excited for the rematch. Rating: ***
  25. Maybe it’s because the caffeine hasn’t hit my system yet but… no, wait, I’m not going to rationalize my distaste for this match. This is, to me, easily the worst match of the year so far. Constant interferences that added little to the match, brutality that’s completely undercut by terrible selling... and it was 28 MINUTES LONG. WHAT THE FUCK. The match just drags and drags, and I was checking out constantly throughout the match. The only moment in this match I genuinely loved was Ozaki wrapping up her fist in a chain and throwing wild haymakers and spinning backfists at KAORU for the finish, so the match gets a quarter-star. Rating: ¼*
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