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Piper didn't learn nothing and is proud of it. Mando lets the people know that the Guerrero family's totally safe Hair Removal Cream is absolutely, positively 100% safe to put in your eyes. Yep, totally safe. Fun brawl between Rhodes/Simmons and Bart/Funk. Piper's pig roast crack was classic. Humperdink is ready to unleash Lord Humongous on WCW. The Young Guns cut through the noise to focus on the U.S tag titles. Dibiase & Williams raise the stakes by putting a price on Hart's head. You know Luger is a big deal when Piper actually minds his manners. Though he still loses his cool when Sting gets jumped in the back. Looks like Hart took precautions and struck a deal with The Latin Connection. Piper & Gilbert trading quips sounds like prime TV to me. And really, can anyone blame Eddie for not wanting to face Butch Reed?

Bruno must've been embarrassed on the last TV show and tries to take it out on Jamie. Unfortunately for him, Tojo is true to his word about having Dundee's back. The Renesto's score a solid win just as Bert announces a tag title tournament. The Renesto's aren't done as they come to the Assassin's aide in the main event. Grundy and Michaels are there to keep things getting out of hand.

Gotta say, Bert came up with a pretty solid burn with the two tickets. Ms Eliza...er I mean Ms Kentucky didn't seem to impressed by Bruno. Also, seems she could stand to dust up on the rules. I had a good feeling about Riggins and King but the Cubans were just too tough. Woah. MCW is holding 8 shows in 7 days! Now that's hustle. Bass tried to win Tony over with some nice gifts but the Coach sticks to his answer. The Assassin makes a big debut by stomping on the champ but Knighton makes the save again. I'm just waiting for Knighton to cash in the favor he's "owed".

Brandi is really working the "nice guy" thing heading into St Paul. DJ is lucky The Bruisers were there to help fend off the Vin Man's new Family. Poffo is confident he has the brains to take down the Wonderful Oone. Jumbo Pearl Harbors Fujinami. Larry Z's patience with Double J is wearing thin. Venomous are on point and ready to defend their masks. The Original Shiek throws a 100k fireball. Though i have a feeling his work's not done yet. The Olympians continue to play the victims. Young and Dream Machine look to put Mr Olympia on the shelf, this time for good. I can't believe Atlas and Austin would spoil such a friendly weightlifting competition. I'm shocked...Shocked i tell you! And we end some some predictably delightful multi-man chaos. Perfect hype builder for Wargames.

Smoky Mountain Wrestling TV. Taped at the Knoxville Civic Auditorium in Knoxville TN on 9/6/96 before airing on 9/15/96. On Commentary: Bob Caudle & Dutch Mantell Ring announcer: Kevin Noe Interviews: Michael St John The Smoky Mountain intro plays with fast paced clips of SMW action set to "The Hit" by Richard Myhill before cutting to Caudle & Mantell. Caudle: Hello wrestling fans and welcome back to Smoky Mountain Wrestling, pro wrestling the way it used to be and the way you like it. I'm Bob Caudle and alongside me as always, my tag team partner and yes, your Smoky Mountain Wrestling Heavyweight Champion Dutch Mantell. And Dutch what a show we have for everyone today. Mantell: First things first Bob Caudle, I want to apologize in advance to the people at home and especially the fans in attendance for what you're going to see in today's main event. A disgusting, out of shape overhyped gorilla named Jim Duggan is going to be herded to the ring so he can get his fur and fleas all over the mat. Caudle: Well you certainly came into work with a good attitude today Dutch. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were a bit nervous about defending your title against Duggan at the Big Apple Grapple on September 30th. Mantell: Well it's a good thing you know better than isn't it? The only thing I'm nervous about in regards to Jim Duggan is that when he steps into the ring with Jake "The Snake" Roberts here in the main event, there won't be anything left for me when we get to Paintsville. Caudle: Oh I'm sure you are Dutch. Well fans it's time to send it to the ring for our opening contest. Match #1 Tarek the Great vs George South The veteran journeyman South makes Tarek look like a killer selling his stiff strikes while putting up enough of a fight to make things interesting. Tarek wins with a slingshot sit-down Powerbomb Caudle dubs the "Dragon bomb". Caudle: Well that was certainly an impressive debut for the man they call Tarek the Great. Wouldn't you say Dutch? Mantell: No doubt about it. He went in there with a renown veteran like George South and he got the job done with I must say, not too much effort required. Tarek definitely has the making of a dangerous man here in Smoky Mountain Wrestling. Caudle: Switching gears fans, we have a tape to show you of a man who will be making his debut at the Big Apple Grapple. Lets play it now. We see a video of Highlights of the career of "The Unpredictable" Dick Slater set to "Hellrasier" by Ozzy Osbourne. We see plenty of bloody brawling as well as Slater making people submit to the Figure Four leg-lock. Caudle: Dutch you've known Dick Slater a long time, what can the fans at home, some of whom may never have seen Dick Slater in action, expect from him at the Big Apple Grapple? Mantell: Well Bob Caudle, there's a reason why Dick Slater is known the world over a Unpredictable. And that's because you can never really guess what he's going to do from one minute to the next. Sufficed to say I'll be watching his debut at the Big Apple Grapple with great interest. Caudle: Speaking of debuts, we promised it last week and here it is fans, the Smoky Mountain debut of "Too Sexy" Brian Christopher. Let's head to the ring. Match #2 Reggie B. Fine vs "Too Sexy" Brian Christopher Fine is a muscular black man who has a history of competing for the USWA. He uses a solid power game to keep Christopher off balance. Eventually Christopher battles back with some flashy high-flying offense. Fine misses a splash in the corner and Christopher comes behind with a full nelson into a facebuster which Mantell calls the "Chris-cross". Local tag team Rough and Ready are warming up in the ring while Caudle is listing off SMW's upcoming live events when he gets cut off by a familiar face approaching the booth. Caudle:.... Wait a minute...Daryl Van Horne? Horne: Bob Caudle don't you dare address me by that ridiculous moniker ever again. That name represents the worst period of my career. I came to Smoky Mountain Wrestling determined to make a name for myself in the world of professional wrestling. Well I certainly made a name for myself alright, as the idiot in a fez cap waving around a Taco Bell menu to control a man wrapped in toilet paper who I was supposed to pretend was a 4,000 year old mummy. And when that idea proved too stupid for even these mouth breathing hillbillies to buy, I was stuck with a samurai who was about as Japanese as the Eiffel Tower. Well no more, I renounce Prince Khariss, I renounce Kendo the make believe samurai and I especially renounce the name Daryl Van Horne. My name is Father James Mitchell and for the shame and indignities that Smoky Mountain Wrestling has placed upon me *he pulls a whistle out of his coat pocket* I unleash the hounds of hell upon you! Mitchell blows the whistle and two burly blonde men in tattered blue jeans burst through the curtain and storm the ring. An gasp fill the building when the fans are able to recognize who they are with Caudle sharing their shock. Caudle: Good Lord Dutch, it's the Moondogs! Match #3 Rough and Ready vs The Moondogs (Rex & Spot) w/"Father" James Mitchell Rough and Ready just didn't stand a chance. The Moondogs are at their vicious, chaotic best as they batter the poor jobbers from pillar-to-post. Rough gets pinned by a backbreaker/elbowdrop combination after a few minutes but the beating continues long after the bell. The ref has to threaten to reverse the decision before Mitchell blows the whistle again and leads his "hellhounds" to the back, their spot in the tag title tournament secured. We see another video of the Arkansas Hit Squad. This one is a series of clips of them in matches and ends by announcing their arrival next week. Main Event. Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan Roberts comes out to "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC with his infamous bag slung over his shoulder. Duggan comes out to a big pop and "Living in America" by James Brown. They put on a good show of brains vs brawn with both men looking strong. Roberts goes for his patented DDT but Duggan powers out with a back body drop. He waits for Roberts to get up before flattening him with the 3 point stance lariat for the 1..2...3. Duggan celebrates with the fans when he sees Dutch getting off commentary and approaching the ring. The show ends with the two of them jaw-jacking at each other with Duggan holding the ropes open for Dutch who holds the SMW Heavyweight Title high.

Piper was delight on commentary, adding a little something extra to each segment. I don't know how Eddie & Missy got ahold of Bull Nakano but she's a hell of a ringer. I remember watching a episode of old WCW and I couldn't believe how many matches they crammed on it.

Vince and Jesse discussing how everyone stands in title contention is an easy way to establish the hierarchy of your roster. Macho Man can talk shit about Hogan every week and I don't think I'd ever get tired of it. Bad News is a touch of seriousness in the colorful world of the WWF. HTM stakes his claim on a IC title shot with a beat down on the Brother Love show.

Oakland. Finlay is too much of a brute for Lynn but Burke isn't intimidated. Spicoli's dry streak continues. Regal makes an example of Fuyuki. The Force show they're top contenders by beating former champs. Stormfront may have improved but they weren't ready for the NoE. San Francisco. Azul finally gets a win over Silver King. The Diamond Exchange's teamwork is on point. A desperate Rose claws out a win. Steamboat really is becoming a stake in the Vampires sides. Cactus plays with fire and gets burned. Adams gets his big shot but the Widowmaker shuts him down. Fresno. CK gets his win back over BT. What's Cornette's problem? His Demon is doing great. Hashimoto ain't afraid of the ghost with the most. Tenryu's rampage continues. Owen vs Eddie is a dream come true. The two Express' put on a classic to close the night.

Oh relax, it's just a flying headbutt .

Taped at the Cumberland County Memorial Auditorium before Main Event. Originally airing on 9/10/88 on the USA Network. On Commentary: Bob Caudle & David Crocket. "Black Bullet" Shaska Whatley w/*Number One" Paul Jones defeats The Enforcer with the "Flying Willie". "British Magician Steve Wright defeats The Black Scorpion with the "Octopus Hold". Non title. NWA United States champion Col Debeers defeats The Pearl with the face first Piledriver. Main event. The Road Warriors (Hawk & Animal) defeat The Sheepherders (Butch Miller & Luke Williams w/"Number One" Paul Jones by DQ when the Beasts of Burden storm the ring and attack the Road Warriors! In other news... We run down the leaderboard for the Starrcade Series so far... Block A: Kamala 4pts, Robert Fuller 4pts, Ron Garvin 4pts, Wahoo McDaniel 0pts, Joe Lightfoot 0pts, Wendell Cooley 0pts. Block B: Bob Orton 4pts, Jimmy Garvin 4pts, Manny Fernandez 2pts, Tom Prichard 2pts, Super Destroyer 2pys, Jimmy Golden 0pts. We learn Block A will continue next week with... Wendell Cooley vs Joe Lightfoot Ron Garvin vs Wahoo McDaniel Kamala vs Robert Fuller. (Thanks to @LowBlowPodcast for convincing me to use a leaderboard. I had been toying with the idea and him asking for it settled it.)

From the Cumberland County Memorial Auditorium in Fayetteville NC. Previously recorded airing on 9/9/88 on the USA Network. On Commentary: Gordon Solie. Ring announcer/Interviews: Sean Moony. Match #1. Starrcade Series Block B match. "The Doctor of Desire" Tom Prichard vs "The Gatekeeper" Jimmy Golden w/"The Mastermind" Ron Fuller. A good blend of brawling and wrestling to start the block this week. The match is pretty even when Fuller goes to intervene. Michael Hayes comes down and gets into an fistfight with Fuller. This distracts Golden causing him to walk into a Superkick giving the Doctor his first win of the tournament. Match #2 "Crippler" Chris Benoit defeats Will Alphonso with a "Dragon" suplex. We see video of another Horsemen tour. This time it's World Tag Team Champions Ole Anderson and Harley Race touring Japan, defending their gold against the best teams the land of the rising sun has to offer. Match #3 Ace's High (Johnny & Mark Ace) defeat The Appalachian Outlaws with "Pocket Rocket" on Outlaw #1. Match #4. Starrcade Series Block B match. The Super Destroyer w/"Number One" Paul Jones vs "The Ace" Bob Orton w/JJ Dillon A tense feeling to this one with Jones and Dillon trading insults as their clients traded holds. Both men made several attempts at a Super-plex with the Ace ultimately staking his claim to the move as well as two more points. Match #5 "The Latin Heartthrob" Al Perez defeats Black Cat with a bridging German suplex. Curiously Brett Sawyer was seen observing the match and seemed displeased by Perez's winning move. We see clips of the Road Warriors and the Beasts of Burden having a number of rematches throughout the NWA's recent tours. The two teams at times seem more interested in beating each other senseless then actually winning matches. Match #6 The Samoan Island Tribe (Fatu & Alofa) defeat Ken Handler and Bill Jenkins when Alofa pinned Jenkins with a Samoan drop. Main Event. Starrcade Series Block B match. "Raging Bull" Manny Fernandez vs"Gorgeous" Jimmy Garvin w/Precious Bit of a contrast in styles with Fernandez being more of a brawler while Garvin is more a technician. They keep it clean with the finish seeing Fernandez charge Garvin in the corner only for him to move causing Manny to ram his shoulder into the post and fall to the floor. Fernandez barely beats the count but Garvin quickly puts him down with a Brainbuster for the win.

MCW makes it's debut at the Fairgrounds. I'm sure the shows will get bigger in time.

Aldo gets the big upset but Bradshaw makes him pay for it. I've actually seen the promo from Bearer where he swears Mankind had taken the Undertaker's power. Good stuff, glad you kept it. Camp Cornette is looking sharp. Austin advances as I think we all excepted.

I'll be frank, I'm young enough that Karl Gotch is basically a name I know from hearing others talk about what a legend he is. Still I recognize his endorsement means a lot, especially to a guy like Maeda. Perhaps the most interesting line was when Gotch said American fans would need to be "educated" as to why certain holds are dangerous. I feel that could be seen as pushing the bounds of kayfabe, which would be surprising from such an old school guy like Gotch.

Ya know someone, I think it's Bill Behrens, is uploading the episodes of the real Music City Wrestling to YouTube. Watching them is how I got introduced to Bert Prentice to begin with so I admit I got kinda hyped seeing it pop up here. So Papa-san has a soft spot for Jamie. Too bad Bruno knows how to hold onto a grudge. Cowboy Tony shoots down a reunion with Don Bass, who I'm sure will be very mature about this. The Renesto Brothers continue to get the best of Riggins. Miss Elizabeth is in the Music City and she's looking for... Jamie Dundee? I think Bert summed it up well.

It is a cool song. Still if @Perfectly Straightedge called it first, then I shall let him have it. Thankfully Richard Myhill wrote a song I've long associated with pro wrestling.

Smoky Mountain Wrestling TV. Taped at the Civic Auditorium in Knoxville TN on 9/6/96. Originally airing on 9/8/96. On Commentary: Bob Caudle & Dutch Mantell. Ring announcer: Tommy Noe Interviews: Michael St John The new Smoky Mountain intro plays with highlights from the previous era set to "The Hit" by Richard Myhill. The song continues over a sweeping shot of the sold out crowd before cutting to Caudle and Mantell in front of their desk, Dutch has the SMW Heavyweight Title over his shoulder. Caudle: Hello, wrestling fans and welcome back to Smoky Mountain Wrestling. Wrestling the way it used to be, and how you like it. I'm Bob Caudle alongside, and I still can't believe this one, the NEW Smoky Mountain Wrestling Heavyweight Champion Dutch Mantell. Mantell: Bob Caudle I can only imagine how thrilled you and all these Tennessee heathens are to have a champion you can actually be proud of. Ya see folks I'm not one of those people who reaches the heights of fame and fortune only to forget the little people I met on the way up. That's why I'm still gonna be out here every single week to give you the help you so desperately need on commentary. Caudle: My how magnanimous of you. In any event we have an exciting hour of wrestling for you today. Listen to this main event, due to their heated exchange at Rebirth Brian Lee and Chris Candido will go one on one right here today! Also on tap for you is the return of a familiar face to long time fans of Smokey Mountain Wrestling, Killer Kyle. Also fans, the new owner of Smoky Mountain Wrestling Mr Bert Prentice will be here with a big announcement regarding the next major event for Smoky Mountain Wrestling. All that and more but now let's send it to the ring. Match #1 The Gambler vs American Kickboxer Gambler comes out to, appropriately, "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers holding up a hand full of aces. AK comes out to "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas. Gambler uses his size to muscle AK around in the opening minutes. A attempt at Snake Eyes is countered and Gambler goes into the turnbuckle chest first. AK takes over and frustrates the bigger man with his speed and agility. The end sees AK come off the top with a Hurricanrana which he turns into a pin for the win. Caudle: How about that Dutch! That fans is what happens when you don't give up. Mantell: Well they say it ain't the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog and I gotta admit. Kickboxer just proved that to everybody. Of course if it had been me in there with him it would've been a different story. Caudle: Well maybe one day you can get in there with him and show everyone how you'd handle him. Switching gears fans I'd like to welcome the owner of Smoky Mountain Wrestling Mr Bert Prentice who has a big announcement regarding our next major show. Prentice: Thanks Bob, ladies and gentlemen on Saturday September 30th, Smoky Mountain Wrestling returns to the Paintsville High School Gymnasium in Paintsville, Kentucky for the Big Apple Grapple. On that night we will hold a one night 8 team tournament to crown brand new Smoky Mountain Tag Team Champions. All former tag champions are automatically entered into the tournament. That means Tracy Smothers and the Dirty White Boy, The Thugs are in it *pop*, that means the Heavenly Bodies *boos* are in it, and that means the Rock n Roll Express are in it *big pop*. Furthermore, over the next four weeks we will have a series of matches in which the winners will earn their way into the tournament, the first of those matches takes place on this very broadcast. The final team will be determined in a Wild Card battle royal at the Big Apple Grapple, the last two men in the match will be entered into the tournament as a team. Caudle: Wait a minute there, you're saying that we could end up with a team where the two men involved don't even like each other and they'll be in the tournament. Prentice: That's exactly right Bob. They may like each other, not like each other heck they could be total strangers, as long as their the last two men in the Wild Card battle royal they'll be in the tournament. And one more thing before I go and Dutch I want to pay close attention because this involves you. Now I don't like how you won that title but what you did was within the rules so I'm not going to hold it against you. But one man is and he intends to do something about. That's why at the Big Apple Grapple you will defend the Smoky Mountain Heavyweight Championship against the man a lot of people think you stole it from, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan! Prentice leaves to a notably bigger reaction then when he entered while Mantell shouts he'll whoop Duggan again. A grinning Caudle sends it back to the ring. Match #2 Killer Kyle vs Paul Diamond Kyle enters his classic theme "Green Onions" by Booker T & The MGs holding his signature violin case. Diamond enters to "Bad Company" by Bad Company. The former AWA World Tag Team Champion puts up a good fight but ultimately gets caught and planted with the "Rub-out" (spinebuster slam) to give Kyle the win. VTR- We see panning shots of a rural woodland area before setting on two familiar looking men staring intently into the camera. Man #1: We may come from Arkansas but we ain't no dang dirty pig farmers. Man #2: We may not be brothers in blood but we are brothers in battle. Man #1' I'm Mark Canterbury. Man #2: And I'm Dennis Knight. Smoky Mountain Wrestling get ready... Both: Cause The Arkansas Hit Squad is coming! We see a logo reading "Arkansas Hit Squad" come on screen. A gun is cocked and fired twice with two bullet holes appearing in the logo. VTR ends. Match #3. Tag Title Tournament qualifier. Mr #1 & The Nightstalker (George South & Tony Falk in masks) vs The Tennessee Volunteers (Reno Riggins & Steve Dunn) The masked men are already in the ring as the Vols enter to "Dixieland Delight" by Alabama. The masked duo break every rule they can while trying to break their opponents but Riggins & Dunn buckle down and endure everything that's thrown at them. Their tenacity pays off when they catch Mr #1 with a double flapjack to punch their ticket to Paintsville. We see a video package of Brian Christopher. When it ends Caudle announces that Christopher will make his debut for SMW next week. Main event. "No Gimmicks Needed" Chris Candido vs "Primetime" Brian Lee Lee enters to "Everybody wants you" by Billy Squier while Candido swaggers out to "Get the Funk Out" by Extreme. Candido does NOT want to lock up with Lee and spends the whole match employing a hit-and-run strategy that irks Lee and the fans alike. Lee does get ahold of him eventually and batters him from pillar-to-post to loud cheers from the live crowd. The end sees Lee going ham on Candido in the corner causing the ref to have to separate them. This gives Candido the chance to reach into his tights and retrieve something. He goes for a punch with the object but Lee ducks and slips behind before picking Candido up for a back suplex. However Candido takes the opportunity to nail Lee with the loaded punch. Lee falls in a heap with Candido on top. Three seconds later, Candido is having his hand raised as boos fill the air. Caudle: I don't believe this Dutch, Candido had something in his hand and he knocked out Brian Lee with it! Mantell: I don't know what you're talking about Bob Caudle. The only thing Candido used to knock Lee out was a right hand between those beedy little eyes of his. Caudle: Oh come off it Dutch. Well fans that'll do it for this this week. We'll see you next week, and until then, so long for now.

Two loaded cards await at The Brawl in St Paul. Damaged ribs could make Von Erich a liability in Wargames. Adias's turn to the dark side is officially complete. Fantastics and Glamour Boys get shorted for time and will look to settle their differences at the Brawl in St Paul. I'm sure Tony just wants to have a friendly competition next week .

Thank you.

How do i get rid of a quote box i accidentally put in my draft?

SMW will be bringing back Tommy Noe as its ring announcer.

Kikuta wins a largely grounded after. Sakurai wins the battle of the young guns. Taira gets what must've been a hugely satisfying k.o victory. The Spider catches Randleman in his web. Sato shows RINGS why he was the man in SHOOTO.

I know Suzuki and the Shamrocks had a rivalry in real life so it's cool to see them going at it. Shamrock wins round 1. Nakano goes out the hard way against Funaki. Anjo kept getting up but Miyato kept knocking him back down back down. I think you wrote the result for Vale vs Yamazaki backwards. Still a impressive debut for Vale even in defeat. Go's downturn continues. Takada cements himself as a headliner in the UWF. Could we be looking at a three way power struggle?

Actually Garvin won but Cooley isn't out of the tournament yet!

Bloodstar is poised to be an insane night of wrestling. Especially looking forward to the 4 team -well 3 teams and 1 extra man- Wargames.