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  4. PeteF3
    Nothing will top the black tights with neon green polka dots in terms of bad Lawler outfits--not even when he wears Browns colors. And of course there's this: If there was an NHL-licensed computer game in the early '80s, that's what the Vancouver Canucks uniform graphics would look like.
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    Bix is the only person on the planet besides me who notices what a horrible record Flair has in the red trunks. Some of his worst losses come in the red gear: losing the title to Steamboat, losing the title to Savage, losing the title to Bret, getting eliminated from the '93 Rumble, being forced out of the WWF by Perfect, possibly others I'm forgetting. (Edit: He had the red on at Havoc '94). The most prominent *victory* I can remember him picking up in the red would be the cage match over Kerry, if I'm remembering that correctly. What I'm trying to say is, we need mookieghana to give us a detailed chart and analysis of how often Flair wore which colors and how successful or unsuccessful he was in each.
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    A whole lot of sound and fury signifying nothing here. Jarrett has his face painted like Sting because reasons, because fake Stings aren't completely played out in late '99. Was Hall in "no condition to perform" which is why he's not here?
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    I enjoyed Clarence Mason but yeah, J. Biggs is quite the downgrade in every way. And why the Mortis callback on CCK's entrance theme? Against all odds these two manage to put together a pretty good TV match, until David Flair hits Page with a weak crowbar shot to give Kanyon the pin.
  8. PeteF3
    It's a "good petition, it's gotta work," according to Buzzkill. Okay then.
  9. PeteF3
    Too long of a segment for what they were trying to accomplish and the heat dissipates to a disturbing degree the longer the brawl goes.
  10. PeteF3
    Tenay: "Another swerve?!" Aping the Rock's catchphrases even as a self-deprecating gimmick is so fucking sad and desperate at this point. Meanwhile the guys running WWF TV were pretending not to even know who Juventud was.
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    The writing had been on the wall for poor Test for quite some time--from not getting major revenge on the British Bulldog way back when he clocked Steph with a trash can, to not getting to sub for Austin at Survivor Series, to not trying to do anything after HHH married his fiance, to...this. Again, maybe Test was never going to be a perennial main eventer, but he sure deserved a chance to carry the ball for at least a PPV or two.
  12. PeteF3
    Rock kisses up to Tampa Bay Devil Ray HOFer Wade Boggs--of course Boggs was a longtime wrestling fan but it's a good illustration of where wrestling was at this point. Fun energetic match, though I don't know if all the HHH/Stephanie involvement was necessary, nor was the false finish--that said, they did need to get the idea over that HHH and Stephanie were now in charge and drunk with power. The idea of Snow not actually being a licensed referee and thus the pin not counting is the kind of minor attention to detail that Russo was incapable of but still welcomed even in the era of wins, losses, and rules not really mattering.
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    Stephanie pretty effectively puts Vince in her place, to loud "She's a bitch!" chants and then "SLUT!" chants. HHH amends his mistake from last night by knocking out Vince--tonight he can watch he and Stephanie seal the deal with a kiss.
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    Mark Henry raves about the most erotic, incredible, unbelievable experience he's ever had in his life. Thanks, Mae! She invites Mark to cuddle.
  15. PeteF3
    I almost wonder if this was supposed to be a double-pin and in classic WCW fashion it turned out not to be. God knows why or how Bret got to be the legal man considering he just ran in and never tagged in, but I'm putting too much thought into this.
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    Ooh, a Mike Graham sighting--as thrilling as it sounds. Rhonda Singh shows up with the Nitro Girls for no particular reason. I don't think I'd want Finlay as a personal trainer but it's mildly amusing to watch him abuse Brian Knobbs. "The Block"--ROTFL. Smiley's girly screams are interesting but the production is out-and-out hilarious. Tank Abbott and Meng continue a fight from elsewhere which leads to Abbott vs. Flynn. We can't actually show a conclusion or declare a winner of anything because of course that doesn't matter. Russo tells Orndorff and his Howie Long haircut that he's fired because he trained Midnight. Orndorff was a New Orleans Saint?! The Howie Long line wasn't so good that Russo had to re-use it. La Parka helps Creative Control restrain Orndorff and that's a match I'd much rather have seen.
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    My culturally ignorant too-much-wrestling-watching ass can't think of any Western analogue to Kitano--it's like, I dunno, if Jordan Peele started a successful talk show and ran it for years between Key & Peele and becoming an award-nominated director and continues making more Get Outs.
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    I can't imagine watching this for 30 minutes but the action we see isn't offensively bad or anything. In a shocking twist, they do NOT have Stephanie pick up the sledgehammer, prepare to hit HHH, then swing around and hit Vince instead. Instead she costs Vince the match through more subtle means and solidifies her turn afterward. And things will never be the same again.
  19. PeteF3
    I dunno, I thought the Good Housekeeping Match and this were pretty close in overall quality, but the first match was due to all the bells and whistles surrounding it, while Jericho turned in a better individual performance and match layout (assuming Jericho laid out/called the match). Backstage fighting aside, at least the finish to this was the right one, as Jericho wins decisively.
  20. PeteF3
    Women's revolution, baby. Jackie doesn't seem altogether thrilled with this. This is peak Lawler annoyance levels, as if that wouldn't be obvious. I wasn't aware that Kitty was doing the exhibitionist act this early--I thought that started after RTC was in full force.
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    He's not--he got the "future endeavours" treatment, while Cass did not.
  22. PeteF3
    Me too. This is another 2.9-fest that wears out its welcome after a fun start. And those dueling-ducking-lariats at the very end were totally eye-rolling. Moreso than that, all those 2.9s and counters and beats just feel very choreographed in comparison to what the other Japanese companies are doing--"one, two, kickout at 2.9," like they're dance steps you can call in advance. Contrary to being an annoyance, I thought Kuroda was the most enjoyable guy in the match--he showed great personality early on and really made you want to see his face get smashed in, which it does in spades. That aside, the opening matwork was way more compelling than the closing finisher-spamming. In conclusion, most of late-'90s FMW is the classic child piano prodigy--their workers can play the notes, but can't play the music.
  23. PeteF3
    Koko was gone for about a year, from the fall of '91 until coming back in the fall or late summer of '92 to be part of High Energy. What's more forgotten is that he shows up again in early '94, and even works a match against the freshly turned Owen on Superstars.
  24. PeteF3
    Also, Butch was the in-between man between Vince and Paul Wight, who had been negotiating in secret since like 1996.
  25. PeteF3
    I was hoping we'd get Jeff Cobb or some other surprise/outsider (Johnny Mundo was also rumored, which would have at least been different), but nothing like that this year.
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