This is what we have so far...
"Ladies and gentlemen, here they are, the team that has made more men run than milk of magnesia, Loverboy Dennis and Beautiful Bobby, the Midnight Express!"
"I hear they call Dusty's sister 'Federal Express'. Because every time she goes on a date, she absolutely positively has to be there overnight."
"Do you get up early on Saturday mornings and watch cartoons?" -- Dutch Mantel
"No, I prefer Richard Simmons." -- Jim Cornette
"The team that has crippled more people than arthritis and polio... Beautiful Bobby and Loverboy Dennis.... THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!!!"
Jim Cornette to Dusty Rhodes - "That's a nice hat you've got there Mr. Dream. Did you get a freel bowl of soup with it ?"
"Konnan couldn't draw money if you dipped him in glue and dragged him through Fort Knox."
"Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes."
"This kid (Scott Putski) is so dumb, he stayed up all night studying for a urine test."
"Norman is so stupid, mind readers charge him half price."
"Tony Schiavone! I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front."
"You should have the Rock & Roll Express arrested! Last week, they came out here and killed your ratings."