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Fuck me. Opening with Das Racist...

Those are the same things, really. Damn, you could have mentioned wine & cheese. Well, speaking of which, when I'm done with this beer, I'm grabbing a plate and a glass of red one. #stereotypesaretrue

The weather was better in beautiful, progressive Djeddah. I died.

Live from Club LaVella !! No. Wait.

I never understood that part either. It's totally exotic to me.

You're being cruel !!!! It's almost 1 in the morning. Good news is, I'm gonna switch to the French broadcast soon, so at the very least, some fun announcing.

I didn't expect the same results. I just wonder what the fuck am I doing.

One hour ago I was watching Okada vs White at MSG in a great main event. What the fuck happened with my life ?

I think I spot Jim Powers somewhere.

The Hardy Boys music has been going on for ten straight minutes now or what ?

Holy shit. This is ridiculous.

Agreed. Kinda dull presentation.

In other news, I just finished watching the G1 Supercard. Like, a few minutes ago. And I'm diving straight into the pre-show of Mania on Youtube. I'M HARDCORE ! I'M HARDCORE ! I'M HARDCORE ! Maybe just dumb. Yeah, probably that.

Some of them did consent, if you believe the rumour...

He should file suit against WWE. How does someone goes through security onto the fucking stage and attack him without someone catching him before he does ?

The ROH part of that MSG show is telling you to not follow that promotion. Damn, now that they are coming out of retirement, I wish the Beautiful People would have landed back in iMPACT. WatchTessa beat Velvet Sky into oblivion would have been fun. Plus Madison Rayne is over there again already. When are Rush & Bandido contracts up ?.....

Cool. Keep him from AEW, iMPACT and MLW, thank you very much.

Well, where else, of course...

The New Japan part of the show was mostly awesome. The ROH part was... well, ok, PCO came off like a star, really glad for his insane ass. Brody King is just that too. The rest... And the future plans involved Enzo & Cass ? And the Beautiful People (and don't get me wrong, I really like their TNA stuff) ? But this card was sold on NJPW & Omega, not Matt Taven vs Jay White.... The real main event guys were Ibushi, Naito & Okada, don't kid yourselves. So yeah, some terrific NJPW stuff in the MSG, plus PCO coming back 25 years after a cut-short match against Men on a Mission to take some of the most spectacular bumps of the week-end, one year after making himself relevant again at Spring Break. Bien joué mon gars.

Da fuck ? Which card ? I have everything somewhere on a hard drive for the next month to watch.

They never actually signed Mike Kanellis, he was a package deal for getting Maria. And she got the best contract ever. Get signed to do nothing and have a babie. More power to the Kanellis, best workers of the roster this side of Lesnar.

What ? Don't tell me the pre-show is starting already ?

That post made my evening. Glad someone is pointing out how ridiculous this guy looks.

The ONE match I'm actually interested in is the main event because I have been mostly interested in the women in the last two years or so. So yeah, it's awesome for Charlotte & Becky to main event Mania. And I should probably just go to bed now, get up around 5 in the morning to see where the show is at this point rather than try to stay awake during this chore of a card, knowing I'll never make it to the main event. I'm really tired, only watched like the first hour and a half of the G1 climax, which was like the 7th show of the last three days. I dunno. I'd love to shoot the shit with people on the forum, that being said, well, yeah, it's probably not be very fun unless rain is pouring and the whole thing turns into the longest car crash ever. See you later people, or not. Enjoy the show, or not.

Edit : Yeah, nevermind... Don't get me started...