[1994-03-12-SMW-TV] Interview: Daryl Van Horn

[Loss]

Talk about it here.

[Loss]

"I want all these Smoky Mountain scumbags out here in TV land to get their tongues out of their grandmothers mouths and stop felching the family dog. For I have great news to share!"

 

This promo is just so awesome. Wow, I'm not sure why James Mitchell couldn't always be this awesome.

[Kevin Ridge]

I like them as Van Horn is more cartoonish than the rest of SMW so it's a nice change up.

[Exposer]

James Mitchell cuts another awesome promo. His insults are fucking some of the best ever.

[soup23]

The grandmothers tongue line had me cracking up and I can't wait to see the conclusion of all of his hype.

[ajtroma]

I'm guessing no one knew what felching is or else that would have been bleeped big-time.

[PeteF3]

Van Horn tries to get himself censored some more before circling back around to the point of hyping a title match between Prince Kharis and the Dirty White Boy.

[GSR]

He wants all of these Smoky Mountain scumbags to get their tongues out of their grandmother’s mouth and stop felching the family dog! He has great news to share as after months of being screwed around by the SMW Board of Directors, he’s finally secured a Heavyweight title match for Prince Kharis against the Dirty White Boy. For months they tried to screw him around, but they obviously had him confused with the Dirty White Girl as he doesn’t bend over and grab his ankles for anyone. This is the culmination of months of hard work and he doesn’t care if it means he has to spend eternity in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business, Prince Kharis will be the next SMW Heavyweight champion, you can bank on it!