[1994-08-27-SMW-TV] Interview: Chris Candido

[Loss]

Talk about it here.

[Loss]

They show a clip from the previous week. Brian Lee eats a pin when the Rock & Rolls beat them to win the tag titles. Tammy gets in face after the match and fires him. Lee turns his back to them like an idiot and Tammy ends up spraying him in the eyes with hairspray.

 

They're hyping a Morton/Candido match. Between this and the Gangstas feud coming up, it's obvious they needed two of him. He also mentions that they found someone bigger, stronger and dumber than Lee. This is the introduction to Boo Bradley.

 

Tammy brings him out on a leash and all fours and makes him bark like a dog.

[Kevin Ridge]

Tammy fires Brian Lee and he gets some hair spray to the eyes as a going away gift. Candido introduces Boo Bradley and gives some backstory to who he is. Candido talks about how tough Boo is but also repeats multiple times how stupid he is.

[Exposer]

Boo Bradley (Balls Mahoney) debuts as a retarded bully. Hilarious. This is all because Candido and Tammy got rid of Brian Lee.

[soup23]

Brian is not to smart turning his back on Candido and Fytch. Anytime someone grabs Fytch it gets nice heat. We then get the debut of Boo Bradley.

[El-P]

Brian Lee really looks like Marc Callaway at this point with the paleness and the black hair and beard.

Candido is hilarious "He's my old friend, a complete moron, an idiot". Which would verify itself in the long haul since Balls Mahoney indeed is a complete moron who destroyed his brain cells (the few he had) and body in retarded matches and looks like a giant rat with no teeth these days. But anyway, I'm guessing Boo Bradley will end up being his career high, since I despise the chair swinging freak.

[PeteF3]

Candido is now sporting the old El Olympico open-faced mask to hide his bald head. That match ended up being a total disaster that killed SMW's best town--Morton was pinned in the match but rather than shaving his head, the Rock 'n Rolls teamed up to cut off Candido's. Not only did fans completely shit on Morton not adhering to the stips, but the electric razor they brought to shave Candido's head malfunctioned, and all they could do was snip off a bit with some scissors, so the fans never really got any head-shaving at all. Losing the Bodies was a pretty big blow but one that they weathered, but this was something I'm not sure SMW ever really recovered from.

 

We see the final fallout of the Candido/Lee team, as one more Lee screw-up leads to a break-up, on account of Lee thinking too much for himself. Candido realizes this, so he and Tammy have brought in a new partner who's bigger, stronger, meaner, and stupider: his childhood friend/bodyguard Boo Bradley, working a total Rick Steiner Varsity Club gimmick.

[GSR]

Les Thatcher opens by recapping the Brian Lee & Chris Candido vs Rock & Roll Express match from last week and the post-match where Tammy Fytch fired Primetime. Back in the studio and Candido says everyone thinks it’s real funny that he’s wearing this hood to cover up his bald head. They beat Ricky Morton fair and square and if he was a real man he would’ve sat in the middle of the ring and shaved his head, instead he attacked him like a coward and tried to mutilate him. Now Morton wants these matches against him, where if he beats him he’s got to take off this hood and show all these hillbillies his bald head, but if he beats Ricky Morton then he has to shave his head (I wonder how this will end up!) He turns his attention to Brian Lee and says that he was a hindrance to him and that he carried that big goof on his back for six months. What he and Tammy Fytch need in a partner is someone big, strong and stupid, and whilst Brian Lee was all of those things, they’ve now got someone bigger, stronger and even stupider than him. When he was back in New Jersey there was this kid who was bigger than everyone else, meaner than everyone else and he knew him all the way through Grade school. Every day he was beating kids up, stealing their lunch money, stealing their milk money and when everyone would start getting on his case, while he could take care of one or two of them, when a whole bunch would jump on him, for the price of half a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, this guy would come and take each and every one of them out. He kept in touch with him and when he went back home to New Jersey recently, he walked round the alleys of Asbury Park and found his buddy. He asks Tammy Fytch to bring him out, her new pet, his longtime buddy, a stupid idiot, a goof, a complete moron, but the toughest guy you’ll ever meet, Boo Bradley. Tammy has a leash round Bradley’s neck and he is crawling on the canvas and barking like he is a dog. Candido says that Bradley is his new tag team partner, he does whatever Tammy Fytch says, and they’re going to get back the SMW tag team titles.