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  • 2 months later...

Based on winning the Marquis of Queensbury match the night before, Chris and Toni now get whatever kind of match they want with Steve and Jeanne. He has quite a bit of fan mail, and announces they will be doing another mixed tag match, but this time it will be in a cage. Percy Pringle will be in a penalty box outside the cage. Toni takes credit for breaking Jeanne's arm. Percy Pringle is conspicuous by his absence. Hmmm.

 

A hideous looking elderly woman comes out of the crowd and starts choking Jeanne. It's Percy Pringle! In a dress and pearls! Adams has no idea this is happening outside the ring. Adams finally breaks this up and gets a few punches in, but Austin finally attacks. Pringle going crazy in a dress and makeup is hilarious! He pulls a coat hanger out of his purse and starts choking Chris! He is the ugliest man in a dress I've ever seen, and I live in the Boystown neighborhood of Chicago, so ponder that.

 

Adams gets locked in the penalty box with Chris Von Erich getting thrown in too. They finally throw Toni in too, and then uses handcuffs to lock the cage.

 

Later in the show, Austin is facing the Dog of War, who kisses Jeanne after the match. Austin says that other than Jeanne, Percy is the best looking person in the building. Percy screams about being in the penalty box. He's not an animal!

 

Jeanne is really comfortable on camera at this point. She has a letter from her attorney and announces that she's going to be suing Chris over her broken arm, and she plans on using the money to buy lots of clothes for Steve. The wronged babyfaces run back out - Adams with his head bandaged - and we have ourselves a pier-six brawl. This feud has been excellent, but it's coming to an end.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Chris Adams was victorious in the Queensbury Rules match and shows off the response he got asking fans to name the match stipulation. It'll be Chris & Toni vs. Steve & Jeannie in a cage, with Percy Pringle in the penalty box. Toni has broken Jeannie's arm, and threatens to break her neck next.

 

During an Adams squash, the camera picks up a grotesquely fat woman in an old-lady dress and curiously googly eyes and a blond moustache. Yep, that's Percy all right. He takes out Toni while Austin assaults Adams. Chris Von Erich attempts to make the save and is quickly overpowered--Percy takes out a COATHANGER and chokes Chris with it, yelling "THIS IS FOR YOU, FRITZ!" Holy living fuck. Jeannie takes over on Toni and shoves her cast in her face. All 3 end up locked in the penalty box. Much like Tatum, Pringle is quite admirable in his utter shamelessness in getting any angle over.

 

After a loss to Austin, the Dog of War lays one on Jeannie before leaving the ring. "Outside of Jeannie, Percy is the best-lookin' person in this building!" Jeannie produces an attorney's statement demanding more alimony from Chris, which brings Adams & Von Erich out. Von Erich takes out Percy while Adams whales on Austin with a chair a few times. Adams changes his mind about Pringle and demands he be suspended above the ring instead of in the penalty box.

 

It's amazing how long they've kept this feud fresh even though they've been running the same iterations of two matches (Austin vs. Adams or the mixed tag) over and over again.

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  • 2 weeks later...

We get the stipulations played out for the upcoming match. Percy didn't fool many in the crowd because tons of people were pointing him out before Adams got in the ring. Percy with the back open of his dress is a hideous site. He truly is the ugliest man dressed as a woman I have ever seen. Great beatdown to set up the penalty box cage mix tag.

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  • 3 weeks later...

You got mail! Not email though. Pringle will be locked in the penalty box in a return mixed tag team match. Chris does a lot of yelling for a gentleman. A woman comes ringside and attacks Toni. Jeannie, with cast on arm, helps out. Pringle must be wearing a bra under the dress. Chris Von Erich attacks Pringle but ends up getting chocked. Adams gets locked in the penalty box and is joined by Von Erich leaving Toni alone. They end up locking Toni in there too.

 

Dog of War gets thrown out of the ring but kissed Jeannie on his way out of the arena. Austin and Jeannie both seemed to not know how to react to that. Adams runs Austin off with a chair. Adams now wants Pringle to be placed in cage and be raced to ceiling. He’s just making up the rules now.

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  • 2 years later...

I'm glad the upcoming mixed tag in a cage is it for this feud, because I'm out of patience.

 

I'm thoroughly convinced now that Jarrett wanted to bail out of Dallas and deliberately killed the TV to make sure he could. How else do you explain Percy attacking Toni in the wake of all that's happened after the July 4 show? You're losing TV in two weeks because of this shit, you jackass! Why would you deliberately run more of it? Were you giving KTVT the middle finger for pulling you off the air? Not only did you have an extended beatdown on Toni, you had Adams getting busted open and CVE getting choked almost unconscious with a coat hanger. What responsible station manager wouldn't pull the plug? I can't believe that Jarrett was so brazen; if it was me, I'd be running ten-minute side headlocks with nothing more dangerous than a bodyslam as a finisher until I was sure the heat was off. Yes, the faces get a small bit of payback when they come out again, but it's too little and too late. Who's going to remember it compared to what had gone down before?

 

There were a few good lines, most notably Austin calling Percy the best-looking person in the Sportatorium next to Jeannie (what's the matter, Steve, did you get an attack of modesty?), and Jeannie threatening to sue Chris for more alimony due to the broken arm was clever. But it's too late for any of that stuff, really. This thing just needs to end, stop dead in its tracks. If I'd been Jarrett's booker, I'd have sent one of them to Memphis (most likely Austin), had Craig come out and bury them the next week, and just moved the other one on without looking back. This feud's been too stupid for too long, and it's quite literally killed the territory dead.

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