Loss Posted December 31, 2012 Author Report Posted December 31, 2012 Cowabunga ... I ... can't. Too funny! Eddie Gilbert stole $5,000 from him, and he's promising to "beat the shell out of him", as that could have purchased lots of Domino's Pizza. Quote
PeteF3 Posted January 11, 2013 Report Posted January 11, 2013 Bill Dundee and Cowabunga...THEY'RE the original Odd Couple. The word "shells" is thrown around until its practically lost all meaning. Quote
soup23 Posted January 20, 2013 Report Posted January 20, 2013 I cant keep a straight face watching something with cowabunga in it. How long does he last? Quote
Kevin Ridge Posted February 3, 2013 Report Posted February 3, 2013 Cowabunga needs that $5K for his pizza. I don’t know how Dundee kept a straight face during this. Quote
ajtroma Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 Dundee states he's "never seen a mad turtle". Im sure though he's seen mad small animals. Well, terrified small animals before Jamie shoved a firecracker up their asses. Quote
garretta Posted February 24, 2015 Report Posted February 24, 2015 Cowabunga may be the one bizarre gimmick Vince let get away. His promo writers must have been moonlighting with all the "shell" references. "Beat the shell out of you", indeed. I hope Domino's enjoyed its free plug; if the Evansville show had any local pizza sponsors, I imagine they weren't too happy with Jarrett. This wouldn't have been quite so absurd if Champion hadn't used his helium voice. How anyone could take anything delivered in such an obviously fake voice seriously, I'll never know in a million years. They should have just used Cowabunga as a mascot/greeter and let Champion wrestle as himself once the card started. Quote
ajtroma Posted February 24, 2015 Report Posted February 24, 2015 The Evansville show didn't have any sponsors around this time, pizza or otherwise. Quote
GSR Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 Bill Dundee tells Eddie Gilbert and the Dirty White Boy that they know exactly what they did last week when his friend Cowabunga beat them in the Battle Royale. All he did was go to the ring to make sure justice was done, but next thing he knows they’re attacking him from behind, busting his head open and running away with Cowabunga’s money. He’s never seen a mad turtle, but they’ve got him mad and this week he’s going to take it out on them. Cowabunga says that they stole $5,000 from him and that would buy a lot of Domino’s pizza! Not only did they hurt him, but they hurt ‘The Superstar’, his best friend in wrestling and the man who’s taken him under his wing and showed him the ropes! They’re coming for them, they’re going to beat the shell out of them and they’ll be shell shocked! I’m pretty sure I saw ‘The Superstar’ smile as Cowabunga was cutting his promo here! Quote
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